In my divorce settlement, my wife (now ex-wife) wanted only the boring things...
You know, visiting the dentist is actually pretty... boring once you know the drill
Boring but i'll think of more
If there's Jamaica, what about PeanutButterAica
Why is the financial meeting never boring?
Italy is a boring place to visit
All you can do is rome around
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring
But it's really quite vaccinating
My girlfriend's walked out on me, saying she's sick to death of my healthy, but boring diet.
Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.
Who gave that boring speech, they asked. I admitted it was meh.
Drilling holes is boring.
See? To prove I'm not boring, I got a tattoo!
Her: oh, cool! What is it?
Me: Its my thermos, from work!
Her: Oh, well um, the line work is really...
Me: Don't touch the thermos-tat!
What’s it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?
Internet seems boring in 2021
Or at least not as “flashy”
Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
The Boring Company
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
Daughter (complaining): :Daaaad, that's boring!" Son (overhearing end of conversation): "What's boring?"
Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.
mum: snigger
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Which way to go? The boring way or the...
I played golf and it was boring.
Well that's just par for the course.
I thought getting a bank account would be boring
but I've slowly gained interest
Drilling holes is boring
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
I’m in a really boring geology class...
I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
Me: See? To prove I'm not a boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
Why are all-weld aluminum boats so boring?
They have never done anything riveting.
Bungalows are so boring
They only have one Story to tell...
I recently got a job making roads, it's boring as
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
You know what’s really boring?
Digging giant tunnels underground.
Not much to see here, just a boring machine.
I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.
I guess you had to be there.
In a museum, found the boring bit
My son says my new tool is boring.
Son, it is called "drilling"
Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo
Mom: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Mom: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat
Drilling holes is really boring
Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo.
Wife: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Wife: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat!
Geologists aren’t boring...
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