In my divorce settlement, my wife (now ex-wife) wanted only the boring things...

That's awl she wanted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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You know, visiting the dentist is actually pretty... boring once you know the drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aistan83
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Boring but i'll think of more

If there's Jamaica, what about PeanutButterAica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kombobeatz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Why is the financial meeting never boring?

Because it's funds.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Italy is a boring place to visit

All you can do is rome around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praisesamuel1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring

But it's really quite vaccinating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tapobu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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My girlfriend's walked out on me, saying she's sick to death of my healthy, but boring diet.

Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Who gave that boring speech, they asked. I admitted it was meh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Drilling holes is boring.

Like, literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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See? To prove I'm not boring, I got a tattoo!

Her: oh, cool! What is it?

Me: Its my thermos, from work!

Her: Oh, well um, the line work is really...

Me: Don't touch the thermos-tat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What’s it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?

Fanta of the opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Nose jokes are boring

Eyes jokes are cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoondogGLOVER1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Internet seems boring in 2021

Or at least not as β€œflashy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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The Boring Company

What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it β€šElon-Gates Tunnelsβ€˜?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeGermanGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Daughter (complaining): :Daaaad, that's boring!" Son (overhearing end of conversation): "What's boring?"

Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.

mum: snigger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What is the most boring body of water to cross?

The Redundan-Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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The plant was tired of being boring.

It has decided to turn over a new leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Which way to go? The boring way or the...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/98PercentChimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I played golf and it was boring.

Well that's just par for the course.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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NiTrOgEn Is BoRiNg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I thought getting a bank account would be boring

but I've slowly gained interest

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Drilling holes is boring

I’ll just see myself out, thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I’m in a really boring geology class...

I dust can’t sand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with

But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Refrigerators look kinda boring

But actually they're pretty cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Me: See? To prove I'm not a boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!

Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?

Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!

Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..

Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..

It's Thyme to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why are all-weld aluminum boats so boring?

They have never done anything riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Bungalows are so boring

They only have one Story to tell...

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Boring comic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetBitterComics
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I recently got a job making roads, it's boring as

Phalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."

Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?

Because it isn’t very interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtomservo
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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You know what’s really boring?

Digging giant tunnels underground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveg2001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Not much to see here, just a boring machine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Church is boring as hell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayunami2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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In a museum, found the boring bit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloopersRetreat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo! /r/Jokes/comments/eobovg/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgeOrange18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Geologists arent Boring

They rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigni44a
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My son says my new tool is boring.

Son, it is called "drilling"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo

Mom: Oh cool! It's... uh?

Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!

Mom: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...

Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Drilling holes is really boring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo.

Wife: Oh cool! It's... uh?

Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!

Wife: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...

Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Srayel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Geologists aren’t boring...

They rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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