A list of puns related to "Diameter"

What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.

It was an absolute unit.

What is a pumpkin's circumference divided by a pumpkin's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get when you mix onions with the ratio of their circumference to their diameters?

Opinions.

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole that's 243.8 yards deep and 7.3 feet in diameter?

None! There isn't any dirt in a hole!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi...

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin ฯ

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin ฯ

This fall, if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter

You get pumpkin pi.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin ฯ

Sorry, I'll see myself out

pumpkin circumference รท pumpkin diameter = pumpkin ฯ

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

pumpkin circumference รท pumpkin diameter = pumpkin ฯ

Divided the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern today by its diameter.

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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