I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard todayβ¦

I think it lost its nuts.

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π€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
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I never understood the invention of circles

Theyβre pointless

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π€︎ u/MajikMan_21
π︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

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π€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
π︎ Dec 01 2020
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Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?

Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!

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π€︎ u/shreya_shree
π︎ May 05 2021
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A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.

But, I think they are done by cereal killers.

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π€︎ u/VERBERD
π︎ Apr 19 2021
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How many sides does a circle have?

2.....inside & outside

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π︎ Mar 17 2021
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crop circles π½
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π€︎ u/OnlyHereForLOLs
π︎ Jan 20 2021
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/ryanooooo
π︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???

Because they dont do Lines anymore.

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π€︎ u/trippin-mellon
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I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.

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π€︎ u/Nekronous
π︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?

It was chasing after a cocktail.

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π€︎ u/RealitiesOfWar
π︎ Mar 03 2021
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My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.

He had one leg shorter than the other.

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π€︎ u/BigMF88
π︎ Feb 13 2021
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circles

An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

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π€︎ u/tikkarice
π︎ Jan 06 2021
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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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π€︎ u/Rpdaca
π︎ Jan 22 2021
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Iβd tell you jokes about circles

But itβs just pointless

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π€︎ u/Tenzhen7
π︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

Youβre pointless

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π€︎ u/Seeed420
π︎ Dec 22 2020
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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π€︎ u/alkaath
π︎ Nov 09 2020
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I know a pointless circle joke

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π€︎ u/Triniety89
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟder we're talking about.

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π€︎ u/obiwankedkenobi
π︎ Dec 10 2020
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What did the circle say to the triangle?

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π€︎ u/lvrcerosis
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why was the circle depressed?

She thought her life was pointless.

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π€︎ u/urkkizzz
π︎ Jul 16 2020
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Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page
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π€︎ u/financiallyflutey
π︎ Dec 23 2019
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How many degrees does a circle have?

Depends on how long itβs been in school.

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π€︎ u/turbo8891
π︎ Nov 06 2020
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I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, βI donβt like your latitude.β

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why do circles spend so long at university?

It's not easy getting 360 degrees!

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π€︎ u/midget_clown
π︎ Aug 30 2020
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One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle

It seems pointless to me

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π€︎ u/Avery101912
π︎ Jun 26 2020
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You know what sucks about circles

They have no point

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π€︎ u/Dirtiestyoda
π︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why do we still teach kids about circles?

It's pointless

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π€︎ u/WoeJitten
π︎ Jul 06 2020
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I don't get the point of circles

They're just pointless.

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π€︎ u/creeper321448
π︎ Sep 21 2020
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How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

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π€︎ u/saltyquill
π︎ May 25 2020
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It finally came full circle. I got my dad!

He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even. βCome here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.β βSorry, Iβm using them right now.β

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π€︎ u/gnarcolepsy_
π︎ Sep 10 2020
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A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles

He was cornered

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π€︎ u/Zero_the_Red
π︎ Sep 15 2020
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Perfect for cooking circles. β­οΈ
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π€︎ u/LoliOnABudget
π︎ Mar 01 2020
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My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him itβs easy as pi

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π€︎ u/Edmondontis
π︎ Jan 31 2020
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Jun 16 2020
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Never draw a circle.

Thereβs no point.

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π€︎ u/Infinite_Thing
π︎ May 16 2020
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Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?

Because it used Polar Coordinates

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π€︎ u/uber_snotling
π︎ Aug 18 2020
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I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...
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π€︎ u/DrSigmaNut
π︎ Apr 26 2020
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A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life

"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."

"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.

smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".

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π︎ May 01 2020
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Weβre doing the unit circle in math rn
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π€︎ u/lilldipshit
π︎ Jan 25 2020
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My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

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π€︎ u/VamanaGG
π︎ Dec 02 2019
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Wife:- Why do you keep talking in circles with me?

Me:- I Doughnut do that.

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π€︎ u/drippingtoohard
π︎ Mar 06 2020
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I just spent 5 hours watching videos of circles spinning.

It was completely pointless.

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π€︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
π︎ May 18 2020
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A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.

But I think they are done by cereal killers.

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π€︎ u/VERBERD
π︎ Apr 21 2021
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Is it just me or are circles pointless
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How many sides does a circle have?

Two: inside and outside.

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π€︎ u/Amphaboss
π︎ Apr 30 2020
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What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

Youβre pointless.

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π€︎ u/lvrcerosis
π︎ Mar 03 2020
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I told my mom that Iβm planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.

She said, βI donβt like your latitude.β

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ May 25 2020
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