A list of puns related to "Circle"

I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard todayβ¦

I think it lost its nuts.

I never understood the invention of circles

Theyβre pointless

Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?

Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!

A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.

But, I think they are done by cereal killers.

How many sides does a circle have?

2.....inside & outside

crop circles π½

I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???

Because they dont do Lines anymore.

I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.

Seriously, it had 360 degrees!

Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?

It was chasing after a cocktail.

My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.

He had one leg shorter than the other.

circles

*An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill*

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

Iβd tell you jokes about circles

But itβs just pointless

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Youβre pointless

Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

I know a pointless circle joke

Think about it.

Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟder we're talking about.

What did the circle say to the triangle?

I see your point

Why was the circle depressed?

She thought her life was pointless.

Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page

How many degrees does a circle have?

Depends on how long itβs been in school.

I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, βI donβt like your latitude.β

Why do circles spend so long at university?

It's not easy getting 360 degrees!

One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle

It seems pointless to me

You know what sucks about circles

They have no point

Why do we still teach kids about circles?

It's pointless

I don't get the point of circles

They're just pointless.

How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

It finally came full circle. I got my dad!

He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even. βCome here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.β βSorry, Iβm using them right now.β

A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles

He was cornered

Perfect for cooking circles. βοΈ

My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him itβs easy as pi

I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

Never draw a circle.

Thereβs no point.

Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?

Because it used Polar Coordinates

I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...

A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life

"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."

"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.

smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".

Weβre doing the unit circle in math rn

My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

Wife:- Why do you keep talking in circles with me?

Me:- I Doughnut do that.

I just spent 5 hours watching videos of circles spinning.

It was completely pointless.

A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.

But I think they are done by cereal killers.

Is it just me or are circles pointless

How many sides does a circle have?

Two: inside and outside.

What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

Youβre pointless.

I told my mom that Iβm planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.

She said, βI donβt like your latitude.β

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