Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?
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crop circles π½
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
circles
An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill
A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it.
secant she how tangent is getting.
i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill.
it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them.
We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life.
well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Iβd tell you jokes about circles
But itβs just pointless
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I know a pointless circle joke
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︎ Sep 29 2020
How many degrees does a circle have?
Depends on how long itβs been in school.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What did the circle say to the triangle?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.
He said, βI donβt like your latitude.β
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why do circles spend so long at university?
It's not easy getting 360 degrees!
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I don't get the point of circles
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︎ Sep 21 2020
It finally came full circle. I got my dad!
He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even.
βCome here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.β
βSorry, Iβm using them right now.β
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︎ Sep 10 2020
A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page
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︎ Dec 23 2019
One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Why do we still teach kids about circles?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
You know what sucks about circles
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︎ Jun 09 2020
How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?
Because he said he had him cornered.
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︎ May 25 2020
Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?
Because it used Polar Coordinates
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Never draw a circle.
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︎ May 16 2020
Perfect for cooking circles. βοΈ
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him itβs easy as pi
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︎ Jan 31 2020
A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
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︎ May 01 2020
I just spent 5 hours watching videos of circles spinning.
It was completely pointless.
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︎ May 18 2020
How many sides does a circle have?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Weβre doing the unit circle in math rn
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Wife:- Why do you keep talking in circles with me?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
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︎ May 02 2020
I don't like people talking in circles
They don't come straight to a point.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
My family was going around in a circle all making jokes. It got to my dad, and he didnβt say anything. I lean over and say to him:
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I will never go to the arctic circle
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Is it just me or are circles pointless
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︎ Jan 09 2019
I told my mom that Iβm planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.
She said, βI donβt like your latitude.β
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︎ May 25 2020
What did the Triangle say to the Circle?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Circles are pointless
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Circles are pointless
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