Who built the round table for King Arthur?

Sir Cumference

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Musicians say if the world isn't round

It would B flat.

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A farmer said to me β€œI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”

I said sure. 70.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...

He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.

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I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!

Turns out they’ve got loads of them!

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Round of applause indeed
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Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)

Because he's got a hole in one.

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What's the name of a knight of the round table?

Sir Cole.

β—―

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A Vicious circle

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...

He made a lovely job of the landing!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Took me many rounds to get this image
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Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..

Knight after Knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's white, round and giggles?

A tickled onion.

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I tried to convince one of my co workers to buy the first round of drinks after our shift...

He said no, but it was worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingmanEXE
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Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

β€œI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize

β€œI shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference

β€œWe shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf

β€œI was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render

β€œI was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real

β€œI was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
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I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.

I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."

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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My wife and I were stuck in traffic, and I said, β€œI’m turning round”.

She said, β€œStop eating so many burgers then”.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Just another joke making rounds in the Office
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I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, β€œwhy is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunny_2121
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You win this round cheese
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What's black and white and goes round and round ?

A penguin in a revolving door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19olo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak

it wasn't really sharp of him

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You spin me white round, baby, white round
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just called a landscape gardener round to give me a quote for some astroturf..

He said he couldn't do it because my garden is portrait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seany_Mallie17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep."

The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep." The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."

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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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Who was the hottest knight at the Round Table?

SirRacha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clever_Sean
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Round and Round, Round and Round
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Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piΓ±atas.

I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heilhanson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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β€ͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?‬

They retired to their separate quarters‬

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A farmer asked his dad if he could round up his 36 sheep

β€œSure,” said the dad β€œ40.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Which knight invented the round table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
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Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
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Who invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4rn48
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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tremerelord
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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
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The roundest knight at the round table

was Sir Cumference

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Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..

Made a great job of the landing ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSidViciouSS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Just had a painter and decorator round, hes a furloughed Virgin Atlantic pilot.

He made a lovely job of the landing....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retrotone
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A sheepdog tells the farmer he's going to round up the sheep and comes back with 50 sheep and the farmer says "We only have 48 sheep."

The dog replies "I said I was going to round them up,"

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