Who built the round table for King Arthur?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Musicians say if the world isn't round
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A farmer said to me βI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?β
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︎ Dec 17 2020
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I just thought of this today as I was driving... Iβm sorry in advance π I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!
Turns out theyβve got loads of them!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Round of applause indeed
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)
Because he's got a hole in one.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What's the name of a knight of the round table?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What's round and bad-tempered?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...
He made a lovely job of the landing!
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Took me many rounds to get this image
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︎ Sep 19 2020
From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What's white, round and giggles?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
The hottest place in a room is the corners.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I tried to convince one of my co workers to buy the first round of drinks after our shift...
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I donβt get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it arenβt even well rounded.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
βI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.β - Sir Prize
βI shall see you around.β - Sir Cumference
βWe shall fight on land or sea.β - Sir Fenturf
βI was the knight who was afraid to fight.β - Sir Render
βI was the unbelievable knight.β - Sir Real
βI was the knight that drank too much.β - Sir Rhosis
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.
I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
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︎ May 26 2020
How do you steal a sweater?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Aaah yess sire,
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︎ Sep 13 2020
My wife and I were stuck in traffic, and I said, βIβm turning roundβ.
She said, βStop eating so many burgers thenβ.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a βteethbrushβ
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Just another joke making rounds in the Office
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Iβm a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....βlooks like you have the best jobβ he says, βwhy is that?β I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What's black and white and goes round and round ?
A penguin in a revolving door
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︎ Aug 17 2020
You win this round cheese
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What's the difference between pie and cake?
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
You spin me white round, baby, white round
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Which knight invented the round table?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Who built King Arthur's round table?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Who invented the round table?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
The roundest knight at the round table
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