why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?

they are both empty rappers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farmerette
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I was walking with my friend and he said β€œwhat rhythms with orange?”

And I said β€œno it doesn’t”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JarJar_R6
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipster_Serpico
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Son, which animal has the best rhythm?

The hiphopotamus.

And what animal is he good friends with?

...the rhymnoceros

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RianAzul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willscuba4food
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Teleme-tree. When you like Christmas and heart rhythms i.reddituploads.com/7ec20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omicrontheta1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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In honor of the 2017 Nobel for fruit flies & circadian rhythms

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kluver_bucy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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The Ancient Chinese God of Rhythm

"Coun-Ting" -My Jazz band teacher in his attempt to get the band to count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlosmon69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing

Must be the Al gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.

There is an Al Gore rhythm.

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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?

Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-harlot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killmore22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Coming in 2020

A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.

"Al Gore Rhythm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkaholic415
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...

It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazmatikism
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been any posts all year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamingturtle1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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If Bill Clinton’s VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...

Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...

Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.

He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toe-haver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you get when you mix an ex Vice President with a computer program?

An Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrInventory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What makes Spotify a good political/environmental podcast service?

They’ve got a really advanced Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troysrus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I deci

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorSolaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Al Gore once made a musical album about mathematics.

He titled it, β€œAl-Gore-Rhythms.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flip6ThreeHole
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call a rap song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyd123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Today, I played the tymbal with locusts.

Our Cicada rhythm was on point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktmonagh
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?

They use algae-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Sega should make a music game with assets from their Phantasy Star series

They could call it AlgoRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...

... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitjen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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How does Al Gore program music software?

By using Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scherz707
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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I dadjoked my niece today. She was wondering why they don't have dances in co-ed prisons.

I promptly burst out singing: "Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm!"

I got a full-on facepalm out of her. It was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimfel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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How do you figure out what videos won’t be monetized?

You have to hop back and forth, figure out what works, kinda like DDR; you have to play an alga-rhythm game.

Please don’t shun me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiraux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pat_the_brat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DETRITUS_TROLL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."

Al Gore Rhythms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genevieveoliver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Al Gore

Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches? Son: No. Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbok5033
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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People think Al Gore is robotic

But I think that’s just because of his Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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How do you predict climate change?

With Al-gore-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephseddon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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What does a mathematician need to be a good dancer?

Algo-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ster1ing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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What's a computer's favourite beat?

An algo-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Al Gore should start a math rock band.

He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.

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What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperbLuigi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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During the eclipse a lot of nocturnal insects started chirping and were pretty active.

I bet their Cicadian Rhythm is totally out of whack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Je_Desto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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Do you know why the computer programmer is to blame for Global Warming?

He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Bridgeburner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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You know I heard that Al Gore was coming out with a new dance album called...

Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stopher87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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How did Tigger get Owl to go to the hootenanny?

He used his owl go rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Mathematicians have developed a dance that is good for the environment.

It's called Al Gore Rhythm. (Algorithm)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Williamdefoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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My dad noticed a truck carrying logs on the interstate this morning

Dad: "If those fall off, it'll make mathematical music"

Me: "What? Why?"

Dad: "They'll fall to the sound of the natural log rhythm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtermilkNips
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Electronic voting machines are easy to hack....

using the right Al Gore Rhythm

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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Why is a computer scientist similar to a person who enjoys the music of a former democratic presidential candidate who really liked the environment?

They both enjoy Al Gore rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willthetortoise
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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What do you get when you mix Al Gore + math + music?

An Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-1st-One
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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Dad joke in ER

Last night, my girlfriend's grandma was admitted to a nearby hospital for a heart rhythm abnormality. The admitting physician was a great guy, and concluded his admission assessment with a spontaneous, and entirely unrelated, dad joke.

"Did you hear about the two burglars who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

He promptly dropped his stethoscope and left. Boom.

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What's a Vice President's favorite part of music?

Al-Gore-Rhythm.

I will leave now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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What do you call a politition who can do math and dances well?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpectrumHazard
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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The locusts are hatching again even though they just did last summer

I guess their Cicadian rhythm is off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rykahn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Sunday Morning Sex

Dad sent this yesterday. Ouch.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/time2change76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iinventedcaptchas
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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After I said it, she told me I'd ruined everything ever.

Was with the girlfriend and she was pointing out scars she had. When she pointed out one on her hand I started smacking a rhythm out on her hand. When she asked "What are you doing?" I simply replied: "I'm playing some ska!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarrington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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