"That's the spirit!"
It must be because they seize the day.
I work at a pretty cool place. Everyone there is pretty upbeat and we like to have a good time. One of the girls was talking about something and said "isn't this fun guys?!" I replied "this is extremely mushrooms!" Everyone was silent, so I pulled the huge grin and said "fuungiiis". Every one of them groaned in unison.
They are all my children now.
A friend called as I was walking out the door this morning and said she found out yesterday afternoon that she has breast cancer. She knows when I leave and timed it that way because she couldn't handle a long conversation. Bread dipped in Karo is her big comfort food, so I am wanting to pick some up with a loaf of bread and leave it along with a note by her door. I want the note to be happy/upbeat and figured what's better than a one line pun. Problem is, I am stuck. (see what I did there?)
What do you call an upbeat, positive robot?
Optimistic Prime
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My mom, my aunt, and I are walking down a London street. My aunt comments a shirt that a girl walking in the opposite direction was wearing.
Aunt: "Why would you wear a shirt with "suicidal tendencies" on it?"
Me: "It's a band name."
Aunt: "A what?"
Me: "A BAND NAME"
Aunt: "..."
Aunt: "...Well that's upbeat."
