Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
It's half empty.
How does a pessimistic ninja motivate themselves?
With a sure-I-can !
What do call a pessimistic antelope?
A cantaloupe.
I met a pessimistic photographer the other day...
He wouldnβt stop talking about negatives.
What is a pessimistic Russian's favorite movie streaming app?
Nyetflix
Some say my soup is too thick and I'm too pessimistic
I just don't put a lot of stock in soup.
What do you call a pessimistic hippopotamus?
Hippocritical.
What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?
B positive
Did you hear about the pessimistic horse whisperer?
He was a real neigh sayer.
What do e^Οi and a pessimistic anesthetist have in common?
They are both negative numbers
What do you call a pessimistic gazelle?
A cantaloupe! Yeah I made it myself.
What does a pessimistic rooster say?
Cock-a-doodle-donβt
What did the optimistic potato say to the pessimistic potato?
Yukon do it!!
What do you call a pessimistic marketing strategy?
Subtractvertisement
What do pessimistic girls apply to their face in the morning?
Make-down.
Latin verbs are understandably pessimistic, because they are always being declined.
What did the pessimistic bee say when asked how he was doing?
I could bee better.
I guess you could say that a pessimistic astronaut draws life in...
negative space
What do you call a pessimistic can of beans?
A can't of beans
Being a pessimistic is like being a German Vegetarian..
I fear the Wurst.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.
Itβs currently half empty.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Whenever I have a pessimistic thought, I put some money in it.
it's currently half empty
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in...
Itβs currently half empty...
I am so pessimistic
That even my blood type is B negative.
