Before Socrates there was Phil
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Socrates
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Socrates
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What was Socrates' favorite letter?

Y

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Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Socrates?

he was a real Philosoraptor

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What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?

He puts on his Socrates.

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My son kept asking my daughter, โ€œwhy?โ€ over and over and over. It was driving her crazy!

I said, โ€œSon, stop Socrates-ing your sister!โ€

They actually seemed to like this one so Iโ€™m not sure if it still qualifies as a dad joke.

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The dieting philosopher stopped losing weight.

He'd hit a Plato.

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