Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Socrates?
he was a real Philosoraptor
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
He puts on his Socrates.
My son kept asking my daughter, “why?” over and over and over. It was driving her crazy!
I said, “Son, stop Socrates-ing your sister!”
They actually seemed to like this one so I’m not sure if it still qualifies as a dad joke.
