Chris Eubank's writing a new book, all about ethics....

....and if it does well, he's gonna write one about Kent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KCL80
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Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.

If itโ€™s a success, his next one will be about Kent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Londoner1982
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How do ethics professors greet each other?

What's good?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/puncakes
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Don't you love the work ethic of footballers?

They're always on the ball.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/piggysam
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My ethics professor Dad-joked our class today

We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:

"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brain13
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What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?

Peta Parker

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IfuM52
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I asked if it was ethical to talk about brains

They told me it was a gray area.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jpereira73
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What do you get when you cross a cat with an octopus?

A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sikkerhet
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With all of this gene modification I feel like we should be having the talk about

Gene-โ€œethicsโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zalot
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

'elephino!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zero2dash
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My vegetarian daughter asked me how I still can eat anything from KFC after all she's told me about it.

I made it clear to her that it indeed was an ethical dilemma for me to hen dle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/welt-scherz
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Yesterday I witnesseded a very odd behaviour of a shark, it just swam beside other fish without any intention to harm it

I think it followed ocean's ethical cod.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Oded_Gendelman
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My wife just told me she's worried about a friend whose daughter is getting surgery for her lazy eye.

I said "Yeah, fortunately our kids' eyes have strong work ethics."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/peenoid
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Got dadjoked about my midterm topic

Dad: What's your midterm about?

Me: The ethics of euthanasia.

Dad: What about the old people in Asia.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DamWrights
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Chicken pot noodles are vegan? If they died when we learned their flavour,

are these noodles ethically sauced?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SparkyCorp
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Got my job trainer while learning the ropes.

Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.

"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Falkynbird
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When we have a kid I want to make Asian baby food!

Me: Well, that seem unethical.

Wife: Because it's healthy?

Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.

Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.

Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/monopanda
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