A list of puns related to "Virtue"
The wait keeps you grounded
but for doctors they're an asset
but no one wants to hear the truth.
I live in a different city and told my mom I bought my chocaholic stepdad some nice chocolates, that he'd get probably in a few days. Through text messages:
Stepdad: Sure could go for some chocolate. Me: Patience is a virtue. Stepdad: and a waste of time.
Dad: Patience is a virtue, especially for Hospitals, thatโs how they make their money
Me: OH MY GOD!
My father told me this joke while I was in the ER.
the hostess joked "Patients is a Virtue." Dad... "I have no virtue"
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