Honesty Puns

But she said it was a crock.

but no one wants to hear the truth.

...it's days are numbered

stegosaurus said, "i don't know. ask thesaurus."

"I'm not Lion"

We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.

A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were only funny to me, but that just made it even funnier to me so I continued telling all these dad jokes to her and died laughing every time.

She puts up with it because she loves me. At least I thought so.

We were always 100% honest with each other and I'm still shaken by the things she told me today.

I sent her probably one of my worst dad jokes ever (that I stole from reddit), and she just couldn't take it anymore and told me how stupid my jokes are and that she doesn't know if she'll be able to put up with it much longer.

But that's not the worst part, I actually appreciated her honesty and considered the possibility to stop with all the stupid jokes and become more serious in the relationship.

The worst part is that she lied to me for the first time in all these years. I felt like I just couldn't trust her anymore and everything I thought I knew about her as a person just became questionable. I need your advice on how to react to this huge lie...

She told me she's Sorry, but I know for a FACT that her name is Diane.

And I love his honesty!He's really transparent.

I replied "I'm too honest"
The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness"
I said "I don't give a fuck what you think"

In all honesty, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"

In typical dad fashion, I took my hand that was holding my cold beverage and put it on the back of his neck. My son looks up and goes

"Gee Dad, you're finally cool."

Dad: Why is cheese is so great? Child: Why? Dad: Because son/daughter, it's the greater than most things! Child: Honesty Dad: Sorry, was that too sharp of a joke for you? Child: Dad Dad: Oh my bad, was it too mild for you? Child:Walks out of the room Dad: I think I milked it a little more than I should have.