My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction
She packed up her bags and right.
My wife said I have no sense of direction
I was like where did that come from.
My wife and I had a 2 hour argument last night because I "have no sense of direction"
So I packed all my stuff and right.
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
Directions for climbing a ladder
Step one
Step two
Step three
Etc.
Did you hear about the new dark and gritty direction Disney are taking?
Donald Duck will be playing a quack addict.
Which direction do Chickens like to run?
A blind man walks into a bar
And then a table...
And then a chair...
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, “This is the way.”
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
What do you call a direct uprising of cows?
Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward
Because that’s how I roll.
What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?
No sense of direction...
My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.
What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?
They want to reboot Speed with One Direction
A good sense of direction will get you places
The founder of modern study.
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
My wife was angry that I had a bad sense of direction
so I packed up my things and right
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction.
So I asked her, "Where did that come from?"
My wife is really angry that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.
So I packed up and right.
While I was driving, my wife said, “You have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
My wife’s really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I had a fight with my wife the other day about my terrible sense of direction.
I just packed my bags and right.
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...
...so I packed up and right!
My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.
I packed up my things and right!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
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