I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Remote control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Molbbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I got myself a universal remote control

And man, it changes everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LMF5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...

... but it's worth a shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?

Of course - it goes without swaying!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I can't find the control for my TV.

It must be in a remote location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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They Are Coming For Our Puns (Guns) - Say NO to Pun Control. beartariatimes.com/2020/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BannanaCabana
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine

Just thinking about it makes me shutter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkstarman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call strict quality control of threads?

Screwtiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Epitome of self control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxanthis
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,

this changes everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/well_I_swan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?

She wanted to see the Task Manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?

Press the paws button.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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The puns at this Chinese place are out of control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I tried out some riot control equipment today...

But it made a mace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oofsoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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On a keyboard, nothing is under control.

(unless there's a touchpad)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.

I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How did China get the virus under control?

They used Han sanitizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codemon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Did you hear about the new topical birth control medicine?

They’re calling it Sonblock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibiachika
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."

And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over." I wonder how many times before they airlock me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..

Couldn’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Birth control should be the actual name used for delivery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"

It's being marketed as Son-block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.

You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Situation under control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyRoland06
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What is the creamiest control?

Control+V. Because it's a paste!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirinaron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.

I herd it with my own ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...

No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigSubpoena
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:

Only you can stamp out domestic violets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I’ve lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMastr166
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I feel like I have no control over my body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I meant to just give my keyboard a quick dusting... And then I lost control.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shanewd40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Everything is under control bois
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phi2005
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I have control now!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulLeviathan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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He lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CavingGrape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Don't worry the situation is under control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomJackson90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Fan control in the asrock bios -_-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Redditor was cleaning keyboard, but then lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tho3maxi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I've lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biggus-_-dickus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I can't find the control for my TV.

It must be in a remote location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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The first time I bought a universal remote control...

...I thought to myself "This changes everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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