I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company

every tube so far has been in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moredripthanafrog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,

...Two Testis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What do you call strict quality control of threads?

Screwtiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Two men are working on a shipping boat headed to Ireland...

They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.

They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.

He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend β€œI don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”

So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say β€œCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”

He looks them in the eye and says, β€œI’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”

β€”

Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RefrigeratorRock
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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This is getting ridiculous, guys

That coming out of the closet comic was posted here 17 times in 6 hours. Can we try and keep some quality control going here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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