The power of chi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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What did one power line say to the other power line?

WaaaaZAAAP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangyougotme
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, β€œIt’s psychic, idiot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."

I said "should we ground it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cblack12483
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...

I guess it will go into liquidation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beware_the_noid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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Watt is the unit of power

Punctuate the title however you like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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What technology powers Satan's car?

The infernal combustion engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatJayblesDoe
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?

β€œOh! Bee hive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memphishayes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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There was a businessman who owned a hydroelectric power plant, and was slowly going bankrupt.

When he asked for money from his friends and family, they refused,

as it wasn't their dam business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23Silicon
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

β€œSir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”

My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me

β€œFur-eel man?”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces with just the power of my mind?

Thought knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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The preachers are up in arms about Trump's plan to add more hydroelectric power plants.

They are worried about the damnation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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The blarney stone has lost its power

Now it's just a sham rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lost_in_Thought
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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In the Israeli government who has the most power?

The Jewdiciary branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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A Phone with 0% power was arrested this morning

After that it was charged for battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimReaperSr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?

I’m a huge fan of your work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachatw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Thank god Canada’s not the global super power

Or we'd all be sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMude13ll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What powers an electric kettle?

Electrici-tea.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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With great power...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabioEGonzales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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You have no power here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tracermain134
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I had a job selling Power Washers...

but got fired because I wasn’t good at high pressure sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What is the SI unit of power

Teacher: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheycallmeSamridh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What do you call a flatbread with super powers?

A super gyro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crusselll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Why is it hard to measure power usage with differential equations?

Because Watt and Euler don't mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmadeusMop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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With great power

Comes great electricity bills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madhav_hkm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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He makes a power point.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Watt is the unit of power

Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V0LT1XX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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The power went out in my house today.

I was delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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I need to tap into this power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Did you see the hidden camera footage of that power line?

It's pretty shocking...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BroadSpecificity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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How does Batman power his gadgets?

With a Bat'tery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philing_Good
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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As usual, I had to tell my son to bring me my power tool.

He knows the drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind

It takes quite a while though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheProff_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?

It's morphine time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power

A Megalovieniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlbinoYoshi7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...

Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I scared my neighbor with my new power tool

I said, β€œDon’t be alarmed, this is just a drill!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jebnasty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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If you ever wonder what its like to work at a power station

All that I can say is that the atmosphere is absolutely electrifying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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You’re a unit of power Harry.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey90ey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Gandhi is well known for his spiritual guidance, ascribe mystical powers to him...

We know he frequently fasted which made him somewhat frail and caused bad breath. We also know that he often went without shoes, making the souls of his feet very tough.

This made him a... Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

(I’ll see myself out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aisored224
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Did you hear the recent electrifying news about a drunken idiot who climbed a power pole and got the crap shocked out of him?

It's good to keep up on current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What did Austin Powers say to the angry bee?

oh beehave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JipsyYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, β€œThe Transformers blew.”

I said, β€œYeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Where does a superhero gets its powers?

The Supermarket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBois24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Found this on an instagram post over an electric eel’s power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timothylam_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Watt is the power that lets then make these puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shishir420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I'm a big fan of wind power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My son asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?"

I smiled and said, "America."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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By the power of my pun fu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiChoppa147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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You underestimate my power
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Did you hear that Harry Potter was jumped, beaten up, and robbed of his magical powers?

Yeah, he got muggled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PalOfKalEl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Idea for a superhero movie where people who walk into a grocery store get powers,

The title should be β€œSupermarket”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What happens if there’s a power outage in London?

Londoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazercat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Just finished setting up power line adapters, it was so easy

There just plug and play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quickhakker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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[REQUEST] Doing a presentation on power derived from cow manure. Would love! some funny puns to use during my presentation

Any help is appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilphRoadPokemon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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To show you the power of...
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Dadjoke power: 100
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Watt's a unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I have sycic powers.

For example, a second ago, you thought, β€œThe dude doesn’t know how to spell psychic.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Power outages delight me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Mannequin:You underestimate my power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glaidtors
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.

The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibmacalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Where does electrical power live?

In electri city

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloParkingMeter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What to you call a shed full of $20,000 worth of power tools?

A good start!

All hail makita cordless power tools!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Someone should develop a power measuring app called as

Watts-App.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I tried out a new joke on my family, about a power outage late at night.

They thought it was too dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element

Must have been a fault currant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adwyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Beware: dad powers get stronger on father's day.

Me: Happy father's day!

Dad: Happy SON-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boot1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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With great power comes

a big electric bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamendary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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If life gives me lemons, and I make a lemon battery, then power a lightbulb with it,

Would I be making light of my suffering?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I had a power tool dropped on my head the other day...

One minute I was fine, then BOSCH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses

I wired a head for a reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Me: every time a pun is said, my power grows!

Friend: wow, that's powerful

Me: I'm just super saying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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How does Batman become a Power Ranger?

He yells "IT'S ORPHAN TIME!!!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Just ran out of battery in my power bank

I'm power bankrupted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bladaum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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You’re a unit of power now son.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I walked into the office and literally seconds later the power went out

Man, I knew my presence wasn’t exactly electrifying, but you don’t have to be a dick about it.

e: this actually happened this morning, the power is still out right now, still got over half charge on my phone but no idea if I’ll be able to charge it later...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why were Germans surprised when Hitler came to power?

They did Na-zi that coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeckerIT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I’m working at a concert today but the power is out

I’m telling all of the attendees that if they have a flashlight, now is their time to shine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerd866
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Hear about the TV Actor from Power Rangers getting arrested?

Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonce_ecnoN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What powers an electric kettle?

Electrici-tea.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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With great power comes a great electricity bill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIGHTSONG_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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You’re a unit of power Harry

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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With great power comes

A huge electricity bill

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zain_Farooq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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With great power

comes great electricity bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ishaan452
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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You're a unit of power Harry!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick5734324
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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