My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation

I really have to make it count

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[OC] Fire power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotics5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The power of my nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theManlyMan8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why can't the power bank see his kids?

Because he has a battery charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jet_001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Power play coming up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Toast897
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherJoanFoggy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?

It's morphine time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why did the power line not go to prom?

She was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill

I got mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Dads, do you have the brain power for this joke? /r/cleanjokes/comments/k2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?

A Chi-horse

Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connectedwith5G
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.

I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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With great power comes...

...a lot of work over a short time.

Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_goldn_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My power walk was cut short today

I ran out of extension cord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-nony-mouse33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Great power, great responsibility, etc.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_controller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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With great power comes...

A huge electricity bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P00PB0YY
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The power of chi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."

"I shit you knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.

Many Hans make light work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, β€œIt’s psychic, idiot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why does Loki have illusionary powers?

It allows him to be low-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My secret dad power is invisibility

Unfortunately, it only works at parties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What did one power line say to the other power line?

WaaaaZAAAP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangyougotme
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!

Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarabharaKabab_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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So I just found out some politicians with bowel problems are unfairly helping other politicians with bowel problems rise to power.

I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caligari87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The power of the Magikarp [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wagespages
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Storm hit today, we lost power

It's ok, we're trying our best to find it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."

I said "should we ground it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cblack12483
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...

I guess it will go into liquidation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beware_the_noid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Where does Austin Powers get his honey?

"Oh Bee-hive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelkamote
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Watt is the unit of power

Punctuate the title however you like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why does Loki have illusionary powers?

Because it lets him be Low Key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What technology powers Satan's car?

The infernal combustion engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatJayblesDoe
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"

They were just fission for compliments.

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He makes a power point.
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces with just the power of my mind?

Thought knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?

β€œOh! Bee hive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memphishayes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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There was a businessman who owned a hydroelectric power plant, and was slowly going bankrupt.

When he asked for money from his friends and family, they refused,

as it wasn't their dam business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23Silicon
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

β€œSir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”

My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me

β€œFur-eel man?”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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In the Israeli government who has the most power?

The Jewdiciary branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Thank god Canada’s not the global super power

Or we'd all be sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMude13ll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What powers an electric kettle?

Electrici-tea.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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