What do you call someone who steal energy?
Why should everybody avoid solar energy?
Because at the end of the day it's not worth it
Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy
Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
Generating all of our power from solar energy ....
... its not going to happen overnight!
People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
How does batman store energy?
Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
Because they're calfinated
People keep telling me to use my energy well...
Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
would provide energy for sure
Vitamin D gives me so much energy...
It should really be called Vitamin A+!
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Ever heard of wind energy?
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
Where do lions get the energy they need?
I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...
If you don't understand potensial energy
You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
What do you call glasses that drain your energy?
Why’s “U” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because “U” have a lot of potential!
Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
Guess you could say they make a man-go!
Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers
They’re loaded with carpohydrates
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
Renewable energy? I’m a big fan.
Had a presentation about wind energy today.
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?
My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)