Big Beef Energy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arutyh
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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If you don't understand potensial energy

You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
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What do you call glasses that drain your energy?

Pair o' sights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileSunflower
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Tropical fruits give me so much energy...

Guess you could say they make a man-go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teameffortt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?

Lazy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers

They’re loaded with carpohydrates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamethedog16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why’s β€œU” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?

Because β€œU” have a lot of potential!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenverCav0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pocher123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamJamCuddlyLamb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Energy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?

Dad: W

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes

Have you seen his Electric Revenue?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?

Taurine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaitmun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.

It makes me tired

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain

I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinappleGecko
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:

Turn down for watt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggieSkitzles
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boeing77W
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.

Really a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?

Photoskinthesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoodleEffect
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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A green-energy bakery just announced their new sun-baked bread.

While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Renewable energy? I’m a big fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadGodz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Renewable energy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacoobobswife2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.

I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catapult_Power
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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True Story: An energy drink was just banned after it was found to contain Viagra

It was hard to let go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_ideas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My dad sent this to me at 7:30 am. Where does he get the energy to do this?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/OBGuaK7

I think making these is what powers him for the day:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mozeeon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Had a presentation about wind energy today.

It was a breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tugboliass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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If only cat eyes were a source of energy.

I could build a tapetum mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What did the alien get that boosted up his energy?

Star-bucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Listening to the radio, my eldest asks: β€œWhat’s green energy?”

β€œWell see, you take blue energy and yellow energy and mix them together…”

And then my youngest adds in β€œYea, yellow and blue make green!”

Eldest was unsatisfied with that answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SednaBoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Try nuclear energy...

... it's better than the old foggy kind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arog3632
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alleyrat66
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Dark Energy

Does it matter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtStuffLetsDoIt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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What do you call a Spanish energy storage device?

A que-pasa-tor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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My sister complained when she found out some of her energy bars were protein bars.

Me: I guess you don't like the Whey it tastes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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I asked my fighter friend if I can imagine a reality where he attacks me with a magical burst of energy

He said sure-you-can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2BitThief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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The Nordic countries are pooling their resources to improve renewable energy production.

Many Hans make light work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodney_skinner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2015
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Lots of discussion regarding energy. But I have to ask, does energy even matter?

Yes energy matters, but only if you you divide it by the speed of light squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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Big sports news on ESPN.com: Monster Energy is sponsoring American Pharoah

Good to see they didn't passover the opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coachlasso
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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