If you don't understand potensial energy
You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
What do you call glasses that drain your energy?
Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
Guess you could say they make a man-go!
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers
They’re loaded with carpohydrates
Why’s “U” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because “U” have a lot of potential!
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
A green-energy bakery just announced their new sun-baked bread.
While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."
Renewable energy? I’m a big fan.
My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
True Story: An energy drink was just banned after it was found to contain Viagra
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
My dad sent this to me at 7:30 am. Where does he get the energy to do this?
I think making these is what powers him for the day:
Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
Had a presentation about wind energy today.
If only cat eyes were a source of energy.
I could build a tapetum mobile.
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
What did the alien get that boosted up his energy?
This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)
Listening to the radio, my eldest asks: “What’s green energy?”
“Well see, you take blue energy and yellow energy and mix them together…”
And then my youngest adds in “Yea, yellow and blue make green!”
Eldest was unsatisfied with that answer.
Try nuclear energy...
... it's better than the old foggy kind
[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.
What do you call a Spanish energy storage device?
My sister complained when she found out some of her energy bars were protein bars.
Me: I guess you don't like the Whey it tastes.
I asked my fighter friend if I can imagine a reality where he attacks me with a magical burst of energy
The Nordic countries are pooling their resources to improve renewable energy production.
Many Hans make light work.
Lots of discussion regarding energy. But I have to ask, does energy even matter?
Yes energy matters, but only if you you divide it by the speed of light squared.
Big sports news on ESPN.com: Monster Energy is sponsoring American Pharoah
Good to see they didn't passover the opportunity.