Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
Because they're calfinated
People keep telling me to use my energy well...
Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
Vitamin D gives me so much energy...
It should really be called Vitamin A+!
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
would provide energy for sure
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Ever heard of wind energy?
Where do lions get the energy they need?
I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
If you don't understand potensial energy
You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
What do you call glasses that drain your energy?
Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
Guess you could say they make a man-go!
Why’s “U” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because “U” have a lot of potential!
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers
They’re loaded with carpohydrates
My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
Renewable energy? I’m a big fan.
What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
Had a presentation about wind energy today.
My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
A green-energy bakery just announced their new sun-baked bread.
While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."
True Story: An energy drink was just banned after it was found to contain Viagra
I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)
My dad sent this to me at 7:30 am. Where does he get the energy to do this?
I think making these is what powers him for the day:
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
If only cat eyes were a source of energy.
I could build a tapetum mobile.