Why do pregnant cows have more energy?

Because they're calfinated

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People keep telling me to use my energy well...

Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAllBromighty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Vitamin D gives me so much energy...

It should really be called Vitamin A+!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?

It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...

They think they're evolving into frisbees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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would provide energy for sure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....

the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Ever heard of wind energy?

I'm a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dupini97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Where do lions get the energy they need?

from Li-ion batteries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoqkhan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Big Beef Energy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arutyh
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...

#gaslighting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?

Lazy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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If you don't understand potensial energy

You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call glasses that drain your energy?

Pair o' sights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileSunflower
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Tropical fruits give me so much energy...

Guess you could say they make a man-go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teameffortt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why’s β€œU” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?

Because β€œU” have a lot of potential!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenverCav0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pocher123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers

They’re loaded with carpohydrates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamethedog16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamJamCuddlyLamb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?

Dad: W

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Energy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.

It makes me tired

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boeing77W
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?

Photoskinthesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoodleEffect
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes

Have you seen his Electric Revenue?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Renewable energy? I’m a big fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadGodz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?

Taurine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaitmun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain

I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinappleGecko
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.

Really a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Renewable energy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacoobobswife2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:

Turn down for watt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggieSkitzles
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Had a presentation about wind energy today.

It was a breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tugboliass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.

I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catapult_Power
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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A green-energy bakery just announced their new sun-baked bread.

While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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True Story: An energy drink was just banned after it was found to contain Viagra

It was hard to let go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_ideas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)
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My dad sent this to me at 7:30 am. Where does he get the energy to do this?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/OBGuaK7

I think making these is what powers him for the day:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mozeeon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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If only cat eyes were a source of energy.

I could build a tapetum mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Dark Energy

Does it matter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtStuffLetsDoIt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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