What do you call someone who steal energy?
      
      
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︎ May 25 2021
        
       
      
     
      Why should everybody avoid solar energy?
      Because at the end of the day it's not worth it
 
      
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︎ May 27 2021
        
       
      
     
      Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy
      Me: Oh yeah?  What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
 
      
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︎ May 07 2021
        
       
      
     
      I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
      
      
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︎ Mar 28 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Generating all of our power from solar energy ....
      ... its not going to happen overnight!
 
      
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︎ May 08 2021
        
       
      
     
      People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
      
      
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︎ Apr 02 2021
        
       
      
     
      How does batman store energy?
      
      
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︎ Apr 20 2021
        
       
      
     
      Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
      Because they're calfinated
 
      
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︎ Jan 06 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      People keep telling me to use my energy well...
      Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
 
      
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︎ Dec 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
      It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
 
      
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︎ Nov 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      would provide energy for sure
      
      
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︎ Aug 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      Vitamin D gives me so much energy...
      It should really be called Vitamin A+!
 
      
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︎ Dec 19 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
      They think they're evolving into frisbees.
 
      
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︎ Nov 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      Ever heard of wind energy?
      
      
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︎ Sep 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
      the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
 
      
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︎ Oct 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
      
      
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︎ Feb 13 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Big Beef Energy
      
      
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︎ May 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      Where do lions get the energy they need?
      
      
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︎ Sep 09 2020
        
       
      
     
      I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...
      
      
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︎ Jul 31 2020
        
       
      
     
      If you don't understand potensial energy
      You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
 
      
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︎ Apr 06 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What do you call glasses that drain your energy?
      
      
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︎ Apr 06 2020
        
       
      
     
      Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
      Guess you could say they make a man-go!
 
      
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︎ Mar 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whyβs βUβ used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
      Because βUβ have a lot of potential!
 
      
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︎ Sep 18 2019
        
       
      
     
      Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?
      
      
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︎ Dec 29 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Energy
      
      
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︎ Mar 17 2019
        
       
      
     
      I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
      
      
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︎ Sep 27 2019
        
       
      
     
      My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojoβs bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
      
      
        π︎ 9
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 22 2019
        
       
      
     
      Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers
      Theyβre loaded with carpohydrates
 
      
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︎ Dec 31 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
      
      
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︎ Nov 16 2018
        
       
      
     
      Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
      
      
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︎ Mar 07 2019
        
       
      
     
      What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
      
      
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︎ Oct 24 2018
        
       
      
     
      Renewable energy? Iβm a big fan.
      
      
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︎ Sep 14 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Had a presentation about wind energy today.
      
      
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︎ Apr 08 2016
        
       
      
     
      When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
      
      
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︎ May 24 2018
        
       
      
     
      Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
      Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
 
      
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︎ Aug 12 2019
        
       
      
     
      Renewable energy?
      
      
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︎ Oct 29 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
      
      
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︎ Apr 07 2019
        
       
      
     
      Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
      I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
 
      
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︎ May 22 2019
        
       
      
     
      You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
      
      
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︎ Aug 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?
      
      
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︎ Jul 15 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
      
      
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︎ May 31 2019
        
       
      
     
      My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
      I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
 
      
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︎ Jan 12 2019
        
       
      
     
      I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
      
      
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︎ Aug 30 2018
        
       
      
     
      A green-energy bakery just announced their new sun-baked bread.
      While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."
 
      
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︎ May 31 2019
        
       
      
      
    
    
    
    
    
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