What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
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I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.

The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
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As a covid detection measure, the eyeglass place took my temperature before I could see the eye doctor.

Does anyone know how I can get it back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cysec
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My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.

Don't worry, I'm 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I would make a joke about the lowest temperature that can be reached

But there is absolute zero need or want for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spafinmebath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Nurses in the maternity ward don’t want babies to be in shock by the temperature change when they’re born.

So they make sure it’s set at womb temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I had my temperature read today for a Covid screening, and it read 200 degrees

That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moneybuystruth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What is the best temperature scale to use for the ocean?

Shellsius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Are you taking people's temperature at your son's party?

Only if your dances moves are hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihatemycat92
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realRianJohnson
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My brother tried to ban temperature-based puns...

but I still think they're cool.

They're a hot topic in our house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superstars111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What temperature do you set a toy oven?

Faux hundred degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than Β°C or K for measuring temperature.

F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocker230
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying β€œI know, it stinks.”

To which I responded β€œIt certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khoalb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delasolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hakuroz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I’m a little confused by water temperature...

Who is Luke and why is he warm?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pottrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Two scientists are trying to come up with a way to measure temperature.

One shows the other a prototype thermometer.

"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."

The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.

"OK, what temperature is it?"

"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.

"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"

"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"

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To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.

In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero

0K boomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrudeJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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The temperature in Motown is Three degrees, Four tops
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πŸ‘€︎ u/graemeboyle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Exploding Temperature

What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

0 K Boomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semrasemri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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We need to change the temperature FAST

ThermoSTAT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/http-ang
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What's the temperature inside a Tauntaun?

Luke-warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoofyDeDoof
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100Β°
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanberet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What's the best temperature to cook a Ο€?

180Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What is the ideal temperature for a baby’s room?

Womb temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Absolutely livid. Bought a Hawaiian pizza for dinner and I've just burned it. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

Credit to @AdamPacitti

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Cuz its the temperature

Me: I'm taking a college class about what it's like 32 degrees below the freezing point of water.

My friend: Cool, do you mind telling me what it's called?

Me: 0F course.

https://preview.redd.it/om6zintogpq21.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b90d0b3afdf51473744930a3c05319b96c00ecb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e4c6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Why should dads not be allowed to take temperatures?

Because it’s called a thermometer not a therdadeter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjhud123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Son: Dad, can you take my temperature?

Dad: Nah, you keep it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimDaButcha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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At what temperature do you cook babies

Womb temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzz-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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How does the ISS control its temperature?

With space heaters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetFrostbyte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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How do big lads measure temperature?

Kelvin.

Because they’re ABSOLUTE UNITS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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How do you measure the temperature of a female cannibal who ate her mother?

Her mom eater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I remember an era when the temperature was always nice in summer; but we had deep snowfall in winter...

It was the best of climes; it was the worst of climes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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No matter what the temperature in a room is. It is always room temperature.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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At what temperature are babies born ?

Womb temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joefaux
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