A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realRianJohnson
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

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Credit: u/jamaisvu99

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TatersArePrecious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What's the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius?

It's just a matter of degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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If you ever find yourself at -273.15 Celsius,

just remember that you will still be 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matharooudemy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I have a plan to chill myself to -273.15 Celsius - My friends say I'm crazy...

...But I think I'll be 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_caspian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Temperatures in Fahrenheit tower over temperatures in Celsius.

They're very far in height

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wingels
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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It's - 30 degrees Celsius outside, the door is open and someone knocks Steve outside... I guess you could say that he was knocked out cold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAhegaoMaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillycheesedawg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Why does the sun have no need to go to college?

It already has 27 million degrees...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParallaxMusician
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Exploding Temperature

What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semrasemri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What did the scientist say when his fridge got down to -459 F?

That’s 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desperate_Shark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I have a friend that was frozen to absolute zero once...

He was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsowders
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennybyrnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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When you're cold , find a corner.

They are usually 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpycowboy
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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Go stand in the corner.

Me: Dad it's freezing in here, can we just turn up the heat! Dad: Why do that when you can just stand in the corner? Me: How does that help me at all? Dad: Because corners are always 90 degrees :D! Brother (in the kitchen): UGHHHHHH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ltj10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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My degree is in fahrenheit...

...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkFlounder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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So how about this heat?

Got dad-joked by my boyfriend today.

Me: It's so hot today, the temperature's in the mid 90's.

BF: No, it's 2014.

Me: REALLY?

In Celsius the high is 34 for today.

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