My 8 year old sons joke today. Whatβs a girls favorite unit of measurement?

(Gal)lons

π︎ 95
π¬︎
π€︎ u/static612
π︎ Apr 15 2021
π¨︎ report
What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?

Sheet tons.

π︎ 4
π¬︎
π€︎ u/lawnboy18
π︎ Sep 30 2020
π¨︎ report
When my classmate, Abhi, couldnβt remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said βAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!β

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

π︎ 11
π¬︎
π︎ Apr 26 2019
π¨︎ report
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

π︎ 9
π¬︎
π︎ Oct 31 2019
π¨︎ report
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

π︎ 6
π¬︎
π€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
π︎ May 24 2018
π¨︎ report
What is a vaperβs favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

π︎ 2
π¬︎
π€︎ u/namrepus__
π︎ Jun 17 2019
π¨︎ report
The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

π︎ 3
π¬︎
π︎ Feb 08 2019
π¨︎ report
What is the most painful unit of measurement?

Ow!nces (ounces)

π︎ 7
π¬︎
π€︎ u/BeerAndJameson
π︎ Dec 04 2017
π¨︎ report
What unit of measure do pirates use?

YARRRDS

π︎ 345
π¬︎
π︎ Apr 04 2021
π¨︎ report
[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

π︎ 2
π¬︎
π€︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
π︎ Nov 24 2014
π¨︎ report
Got my whole family to groan...

My brother was doing a crossword puzzle and asks, "What unit of measurement do they use for sod?"

My response: "Yards."

π︎ 2
π¬︎
π€︎ u/Daydu
π︎ Dec 25 2015
π¨︎ report
Whatβs a monkβs favorite unit of measurement?

Ohms

π︎ 21
π¬︎
π€︎ u/Claw198
π︎ Dec 20 2020
π¨︎ report