Imperial units Puns

A list of puns related to "Imperial units"

Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.

There will be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/Cjborange
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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👤︎ u/Dazzler_wbacc
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units

She said she can't do that "foreign height".

I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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As a recent college grad, I had a realization.

I understand my field to a degree

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👤︎ u/ItsProfOak
📅︎ May 31 2016
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Why was the Death Star measured in miles?

Because they used Imperial units.

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👤︎ u/_The_Last_Mainframe_
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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People think that Irma's storm surge of 10-15 feet is unfathomable.

They're wrong. It's between 1 and 2/3 fathom and 2 and 1/2 fathoms.

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👤︎ u/ManChildMusician
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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