Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
My wife asked me why I carried a 50 pound book with me at all times.
I told her it was a long story.
What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
How is a 600 pound woman like a zoo?
An udder day ... An udder pound ...
What does a Mandalorian say when they see they've gained a few pounds?
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds
But they were very cagey about it.
Went to the grocery store and asked for 3 pounds of potatoes. "We don't have pounds", the grocer stated, "only kilos".
Annoyed, I went, "fine. I'll take 3 pounds of kilos then".
My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe
Her... so your making half a pound cake?
Last night I had a dream that I ate a twenty pound marshmallow.
I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.
I lost 80 pounds.
Now I won’t be able to pay for that new toaster I wanted.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit
It was the best trade-in deal I could find
It didn't even cost me a pound.
Which weighs more, a pound of water or a pound of kerosene?
The water, because the other one is the lighter fluid.
I've gained almost 20 pounds since the quarantine...
My friend dumped a five hundred pound load of pig intestines on his boss's desk in protest...
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
Son: Dad if I'm 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos I would be 99% human 1% nachos!
Dad: you're 100% my son you will not !
Son: 99% your son.
Dad:...?
Son: 1% nacho son.
I saw 2000 pounds of quarters the other day
What do you call 100s of pounds of bread?
What did the 600-pound canary say to the cat?
[[in your deepest possible voice]] Here kitty kitty kitty....
Did you hear about the 500 pound man that they had to bury with a backhoe?
It was a huge undertaking.
Is that what they call a 900 pound Guerilla?
If you add a dollar and a pound what do you get?
I lost 150 pounds!
Unfortunately it was at a casino in England
Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?
I lost 10 pounds
But don't worry, I found it
I lost 30 pounds in a week...
I really hate losing money.
In for a penny out for a pound
I keep trying to make pound cake, but it never comes out right.
It's always off by a few ounces.
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow
When I woke up my pillow was gone
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion!
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.
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