What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
What is a pun joke Dad’s favorite dessert?
Nothing punT Cake.
I don't buy Bethesda games anymore...
Because every time I open the case they fallout.
Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.
I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.
Watching the Texas A&M game over the weekend...
a&m punter kicks a 78 yard punt Me: "man that guy has a huge leg" Dad: "and he can kick far too"
