I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
Never bet on real estate.
if i bet on him he could win me some bread
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.
My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.
I bet they’re better dancers too 😂 a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
Someone sent me a video on WhatsApp saying, "I bet you can't watch this for more than 10 seconds!"
He was absolutely right. The video was only 5 seconds long.
My brother and I made a bet as to who could walk barefoot on Legos on the floor. I lost the bet.
I suffered the agony of defeat.
My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
Me: Dad, can you give me some advice? Dad: Sure, if your gonna bet a nut on something, always bet your right nut
Me: Okayyyy....but why?
Dad: Because if you bet the other one you wont have any left.
I bet these are on the back of the album cover.
I had a bet with this guy I just met on who got the fastest ride
Just so you know, he’s Carlos.
I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.
My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn't barbecue on a plane
The steaks have never been higher
*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
On our walk tonight, he said "I'll bet that house smells like lasagna."
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
Someone bet me £1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf
I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.
I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"
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