I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Never bet on real estate.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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︎ Jul 25 2020
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.
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︎ May 03 2020
My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said youβre on.
I said, βitβll be 0-0.β
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I bet theyβre better dancers too π a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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︎ Jun 15 2019
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Someone sent me a video on WhatsApp saying, "I bet you can't watch this for more than 10 seconds!"
He was absolutely right. The video was only 5 seconds long.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
My brother and I made a bet as to who could walk barefoot on Legos on the floor. I lost the bet.
I suffered the agony of defeat.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
My wife bet me I couldnβt make a good joke on this thread
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Me: Dad, can you give me some advice? Dad: Sure, if your gonna bet a nut on something, always bet your right nut
Me: Okayyyy....but why?
Dad: Because if you bet the other one you wont have any left.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
I bet these are on the back of the album cover.
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︎ Oct 15 2017
I had a bet with this guy I just met on who got the fastest ride
Just so you know, heβs Carlos.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
I bet they'll eventually make a reality TV show about robots who hit on underage humans, and it'll be called
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︎ Jul 30 2018
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︎ May 22 2015
My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn't barbecue on a plane
The steaks have never been higher
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︎ Mar 08 2017
*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
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︎ Oct 28 2015
My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
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︎ Dec 10 2016
On our walk tonight, he said "I'll bet that house smells like lasagna."
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︎ Nov 10 2013
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
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︎ Dec 13 2019
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I bet a butcher that he couldnβt reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
My wife bet me I couldnβt make a good joke on this thread
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Someone bet me Β£1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf
I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.
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︎ Apr 16 2017
I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"
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︎ Nov 26 2014
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