I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He said, "No the steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Never bet on real estate.

The house always wins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sundropboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeebwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.

He's a FaceBookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.

It was a sub I fell for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, β€œit’ll be 0-0.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too πŸ˜‚ a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShayButter420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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You can bet on firemen at the beach.

It's a shore-fire thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiandi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Someone sent me a video on WhatsApp saying, "I bet you can't watch this for more than 10 seconds!"

He was absolutely right. The video was only 5 seconds long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My brother and I made a bet as to who could walk barefoot on Legos on the floor. I lost the bet.

I suffered the agony of defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
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Me: Dad, can you give me some advice? Dad: Sure, if your gonna bet a nut on something, always bet your right nut

Me: Okayyyy....but why?

Dad: Because if you bet the other one you wont have any left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I bet these are on the back of the album cover.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegip11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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I had a bet with this guy I just met on who got the fastest ride

Just so you know, he’s Carlos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAY_DREAM3R
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolayte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I bet they'll eventually make a reality TV show about robots who hit on underage humans, and it'll be called

To CAPTCHA Predator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Saw this ad on Reddit. Complex or not, I bet his life sucks... imgur.com/gallery/IwgTH80…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimistClimb
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn't barbecue on a plane

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiNoAme00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABellGargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkJohn73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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On our walk tonight, he said "I'll bet that house smells like lasagna."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kateohkatie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShastaBeast87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf

He refused, because the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annonomon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Someone bet me Β£1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf

I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatsodomizer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZangeonS
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