Gambling where the wager is a pepperoni slice

Playing with a pizza chit

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...

But I don't like to hedge my bets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...

I said "that's abet!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogus_doggus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.

He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSonicForce
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Customer dad joked me..

This guy comes in all the time; he's a bit older, i'd wager around 70 or so, and he's always wearing these awesome bolo ties with sick button-down-shirts that have turtle patterns on them. None of this is relevant to the joke but i feel it necessary to at least give a bit of background.

Any way, he comes in, orders his pictures and when he came back to pick them up, he goes: "Hey, did I tell you what the hat said to the hat rack?" "Whaaa?" " 'Alight, you stay here, I'll go on a head' "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitgazelol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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I Dadjoked my friend's facebook status about his missing fish

(Friend's Facebook Status) The Case of the Disappearing Betta Fish....

(My response) Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be found. In fact, I'll put a wager on it. Wanna…

Betta fish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweatybronson
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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