Constitutional rights at stake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguykeith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The stakes are high people.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....

Things became pretty tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yournannycam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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DO NOT PUT YOUR LIFE AT STAKE...

Some people may find chicken or pork beyond delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anasshe3sha3y
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...

... which is a pain staking process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Lungs at stake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dammchicka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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The stakes were really raised when I welcomed a vampire into my house.

that's it. that's the whole joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beastlance
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why are the stakes so high?

Because the cows ate a lot of grass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VakiReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on

Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oupablo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Very low stakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnkapri2626
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Priests that molest kids should be burned at the stake.

A bon-friar, if you will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kindofaniceguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Teaching cows to walk on a tightrope is a high-stakes game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sticky-Wood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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A large wooden stake in the ground

(This post has been removed because it might cause a fence.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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The stakes are so high.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranzear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAverageYelper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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"Who can flip the most burgers?" is a game of high stakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What do you do when the stakes are high?

Grab a ladder and a grill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatManSaidSo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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