“I can’t imagine the pane you must be going through”
He always got to the point.
Same Middle Name
...the guy knew how to make a point.
Deer nuts, they are under a buck!
Reading my dad a news story about a local driver who got impaled after hooning a Maclaren down a hill and wrapping it around a tree:
Me: Apparently he was airlifted to hospital with a piece of wood still sticking out if his chest.
Dad: Is he alright?
Me: It doesn't say, but I presume he's critical.
Dad: Well at least he had stake for dinner.