A list of puns related to "Impalement"
βI canβt imagine the pane you must be going throughβ
He always got to the point.
Same Middle Name
...the guy knew how to make a point.
A Chevy Impaler.
Now I can't log in
Deer nuts, they are under a buck!
Reading my dad a news story about a local driver who got impaled after hooning a Maclaren down a hill and wrapping it around a tree:
Me: Apparently he was airlifted to hospital with a piece of wood still sticking out if his chest.
Dad: Is he alright?
Me: It doesn't say, but I presume he's critical.
Dad: Well at least he had stake for dinner.
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