Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
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︎ May 29 2021
Did you know that baseball is in the Bible?
It says, "In the BIG-inning."
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︎ May 01 2021
Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible
Makes you an eighth theist.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I am reading this article that compares all the different versions of The Bible.
There is a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Did that man in the Bible really leave his sense of sight in the hands of one person claiming to be the son of God?
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︎ May 01 2021
What car did Jesus drive in the bible?
An Accord,
βFor I did not speak of my own Accord.β John 12:49
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible
He never Saul Jesus coming
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you call food that preaches the Bible?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
When my girlfriend told the room that she was going to make coffee her dad said, βno, in the Bible, it says that the man always makes the coffee...β
Havenβt you read Hebrews?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
So, in the Bible, Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him, ultimately getting pregnant...
I bet Lot's wife was salty when she found out.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Here is a pun for all my bible reading friends
In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"
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︎ Aug 12 2020
The bible is the greatest story ever told.
And to hell with anyone who doesnβt believe me.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Who's the best character in the Bible?
Noah, he has the best ark.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
You could say it's very prophetable.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Can you believe it says in the Bible that men should make their wifeβs coffee everyday?
Yup, itβs right there in Hebrews.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
What car was in bible times?
Honda, because the disciples were all βin one accord.β
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︎ May 29 2020
The priest always skims through the bible on surface
Because the devil is in the details
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why did the pastor put butter in his bible?
So he could spread the word
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
What is the most popular book of the Bible amongst frat boys?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
What's the first book in the video game bible?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Stop giving children biblical names without Bible lessons
Yesterday I was robbed by Moses
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Iβm trying to write a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Thereβs a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.
I told her not to make it a habit.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Did you know the Bible actually predicted that gay parades would be held during the summer?
Pride comes before the fall.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ May 19 2019
What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.
Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible
Makes you an eighth theist.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Paul got his name changed in the Bible...
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible
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︎ May 10 2018
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible...
That makes me an eighth theist.
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︎ May 11 2019
I recently wrote a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
The Bible scares the hell out of me
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︎ Jan 02 2017
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