Hebrew Bible Puns

I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”

She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”

So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”

She asked me to make the coffee and I said okay. She then says "you know it says in the Bible that man should make the coffee." I said "oh I didn't know that where?" Without skipping a beat she says Hebrews.

According to the bible, "Hebrews"

I was catching up on what I had missed in last week's Bible study. I asked who made tea last week. I got an answer of "Kate" with perplexed looks. "That's terrible!" I responded. "We're studying Hebrews"

Groans ensued.