A list of puns related to "Book of Genesis"
Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:
D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle
D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.
everyone else looks at each other as if to groan
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