Covenant Puns

A list of puns related to "Covenant"

If life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic

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👤︎ u/Myrdn
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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How do witches cook their food?

With an electric Coven

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👤︎ u/Tryze
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Coven-ant tutandgroan.com/covenant/
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👤︎ u/tutandgroan
📅︎ Oct 31 2016
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I made a pact with the ants in a sacred grove...

It was a coven-ant covenant.

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👤︎ u/bentnotbroken96
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where did the witchy drones head to as the flood waters rose?

The ark of the coven ant.

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👤︎ u/sandysingssongs
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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My dad tried to make us laugh during dinner with a joke

My family and I were discussing the difference between soul sisters and sisters. My brother pointed out that the quote 'blood is thicker than water' is actually shortened from 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'. Dad says 'I guess there's always womb for interpretation.' Ba dum, tsss.

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👤︎ u/CATSHARK_
📅︎ Feb 17 2014
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