I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile

Now, I have completely lost my Focus.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Old newspapers are printed on broadsheet, new ones are compact

Oh how the Times have changed.

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👤︎ u/peterburk
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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The fitting is a little compact
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👤︎ u/hados1109
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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My son gave me this compact disc. But it didn't quite work.

So I asked;

Son, is disc ok?

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👤︎ u/poedan
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Notice: Local Rap Artist Gershwin has announced that he will release his newest recordings only in the Compact Disk format, and they will be packaged in Periwinkle paper. So just look for:

Gershwin's rapped CD's in blue.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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Dig a hole in me tonight
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📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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My dad likes to help cut up all of our cardboard boxes in the garage, and compactly pack them for recycling...

I joked with him about how the boxes are piling up and I need him to cut them up. He lives overseas so he said that if I buy his plane ticket, he'll come and do the work. I told him that my gardener Ebodio will cut the boxes if I ask him to, and much less money. To make my dad feel better, I (half-jokingly) say that Ebodio's technique is not as good and he will be slower, but he'll be a whole lot cheaper.

My dad's response: "I feel like I am being undercut"

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📅︎ Jul 08 2017
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