"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?
He had Santa Claustrophobia.
What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
As a single dad money can be tight. But even when I’m on a date and I know I’m not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.
I said to my wife “I hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”
She said “then wear your own one then”
(I made this one myself) what do you call two men boxing on a tight rope
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty.
They’re my last re-shorts!
As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...
"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"
Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?
What do you call an old lady in a tight spot?
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…
That's what really seals the dill.
I thought really tight shirt would look good on me
But I just couldn't pull them off
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
why did the cannibal eat the tight rope walker first thing in the morning?
it's all part of a balanced breakfast.
Tight leather jackets are hard to pull off.
Son, hold on tight to your beer ...
So I came up with a comic strip about some overweight guy trying to buy some tight pants.
And the publishers told me that " It's a stretch."
I have tight too diabetes
I've been eating a lot of candy and when I put any clothes on I say "these are tight too!"
I tried wearing tight jeans once
I couldn't pull them off.
People that hand make wool sweaters are part of a tight knit group.
My son just lost a tight race in his primary election after I was physically withheld and denied the right to vote.
Sucks. He would have made a great second grade treasurer.
I was doing some research on how to rotate a toilet in a tight space and saw this old man.
https://i.imgur.com/gmTr0p8.png
"My ring feels tight"
Maybe you ate too much finger food.
Context: Myself, my father and my gilfriend chatting around the fire. My dad made the comment about his wedding right feeling tight in the heat and my girlfriend make the joke. I like her.
Did you know that all of the seasons are named after a tight coil of metal?
Except for winter, summer and autumn...
My wife got a ladder in her tights.
She truly is the most talented shopliter ever.
Tights
So my younger sister is on the phone with a sales person from hot topic. she asked "yeah, and do you have the matching skeleton leggings?"
my dad laughs and replies
"Skeleton?! those are gonna be really tight!"
Changing my brakes on my jeep with my dad and the lugnuts were on super tight.
My dad goes, "This is a wheel pain in the ass."
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
He needed a balanced meal
Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?
He wanted a balanced breakfast
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