What do you call a dinosaur that drives too fast? (punned my 5 year old, hard)
A velocity raptor.
What happens when he loses control?
He T-Rex.
What sound does a fast witch make?
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
What do you call a fast escalator?
Why does beer make you have to pee so fast?
It doesn’t have to stop and change color.
What do you call a german thief that's robbing a fast food restaurant?
I should stop telling fast-food jokes.
Why do pirate ships go so fast?
Because they’re hauling booty
Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Cars rip by at 200mph, so how fast do you have to be a NASCAR cameraman?
Why is milk so fast.
Because its pasteurized before you see it.
They say John Cena's in the new fast and furious movie
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
What did the fast sheep say during his aerobic session?
How do you make a car go fast?
Put sugar in the gas tank. It’ll be hyper, until it crashes.
My friend was learning Russian very fast
I told him to stop Russian about
I need a walking stick, and fast.
You know that air that is generated by helicopter rotors when they are spinning really fast? Did you know that it’s not normal air?
I challenged my entire family to see who could fast the longest.
You could say my competition is getting slim.
I'm a single dad and a fast walker
I guess I'm just looking for love in all the wrong paces.
Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked “How fast do you think a hearse can go?”
Me: I don’t think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
I can’t think fast when I play Pictionary.
The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker
When ambulances go very fast...
do they go at fixneck speed?
My son is growing up so fast!
One day we’re playing with the bathtub alphabet set while I wash him; the next he asks me to get the ‘F’ out.
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
Did you know that a pregnant horse can run twice as fast?
I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
I discovered there is a kitchen appliance that can grow marijuana really fast.
I don't really like the rodeo. It's too fast-paced for me.
Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?
That guy was a Soviet Rusha.
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
What do you call a really fast dinosaur?
What's fast, loud and crunchy ?
The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10
It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"
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