30 Hilarious Swift Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife asked me to stop quoting Taylor Swift lyrics all the time

I never saw it coming, wouldn’t have suspected it

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👤︎ u/tim_owens

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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Taylor Swift is not what she seems

I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago

and I still haven't had them back!

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift

Because she had bad blood

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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Teller Swift

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👤︎ u/Kay_joshi

📅︎ May 09 2020

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Taylor Swift could further increase her revenue by opening an express alterations shop

and calling it Tailor Swift

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👤︎ u/timeexterminator

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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What is Thanos' least favorite Taylor Swift song?

Endgame

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👤︎ u/Chandru1

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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Who is Taylor Swift?

Is she fast at stitching clothes or something?

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👤︎ u/Bonham_Starr

📅︎ May 29 2019

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Shake It Off by Taylor Swift (Harry Potter cover)

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👤︎ u/Sombez

📅︎ May 27 2019

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Trailer Swift

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👤︎ u/AmberWoo

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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Trailer Swift

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👤︎ u/sealedbeak

📅︎ Nov 22 2017

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Why doesn’t Taylor Swift have to worry about vampires?

Because she’s got BAD BLOOD....🎼

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👤︎ u/Beaverpudding

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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What kind of dressmaker does Taylor Swift use when in a hurry?

A swift tailor.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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Phil Swift had a Christmas Party

He calls it Flex Seal Navidad

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👤︎ u/The_Mariposa5487

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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I wonder if mosquitoes like Taylor Swift

Because she has bad blood

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👤︎ u/Adriana-Robledo

📅︎ Aug 12 2018

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Why didn't the vampire suck blood from Taylor Swift?

Because she had "Bad Blood"

(Heard on the radio. Made me smile)

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👤︎ u/insanotard

📅︎ Oct 13 2018

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In the abandoned building down the street from "Tailor Swift" I'm going to open a sketchy-looking alteration service...

called Seams Legit.

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👤︎ u/thegodawfultruth

📅︎ Jun 30 2016

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I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.

I think i'm finally clean.

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👤︎ u/MeAndMyHobo

📅︎ Apr 22 2018

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Taylor Swift got attacked by a boa constrictor...

Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.

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👤︎ u/StephenHunterUK

📅︎ Nov 10 2017

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Did you guys hear? Tom Hiddleston is dating Taylor Swift

Don't tell anyone else though, they're trying to keep it Loki

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👤︎ u/xanothis23

📅︎ Jun 17 2016

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What exercises does Taylor Swift do to stay fit?

She does Taylor lifts.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum

📅︎ Jan 01 2017

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What is Taylor Swift's favorite vegetable?

This. Sick. Beet.

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👤︎ u/LJokay

📅︎ Jan 28 2016

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Dad asked me about the new Taylor Swift album...

Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"

Me: "1989? Yeah."

Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."

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👤︎ u/monkeycookie

📅︎ Nov 07 2015

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My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify

http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP

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👤︎ u/samtasam

📅︎ Nov 05 2014

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My Taylor Swift dad joke

I'm a dad. I came up with this one yesterday.

"I thought Taylor Swift was a same-day hemming service"

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👤︎ u/Terpene

📅︎ Nov 01 2014

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What did Taylor Swift say when she entered a ruined building?

I knew you were rubble when I walked in.

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👤︎ u/MarvelHulkWeed

📅︎ Feb 19 2015

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I told my Dad that I didn't like the new Taylor Swift song.

He said, "You just gotta shake it off!"

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👤︎ u/sunfistkid

📅︎ Jan 19 2015

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An infomercial hosted by a guy named Phil Swift came on, and my buddy says...

"Watch out for Phil Swift, he'll pull a fast one on you."

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👤︎ u/bradlomac

📅︎ Apr 13 2014

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What is better than Taylor Swift?

Cobbler Slow.

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👤︎ u/SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex

📅︎ May 01 2014

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Why do vampires hate Taylor Swift

She HAS BAD BLOOD

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👤︎ u/astronaut12

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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Why didn't the vampire bite Taylor Swift?

Because she had bad blood.

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👤︎ u/glyph-bellchime

📅︎ Apr 16 2018

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