Snappy Puns

A list of puns related to "Snappy"

Make me a rubber sandwich and make it snappy
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👤︎ u/Stewinator
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Snappiness
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👤︎ u/ArbiterInqui
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".

"And make it snappy."

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👤︎ u/zinny08
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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👤︎ u/ck_special
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, “I’ll take a turtle soup...

and make it snappy”.

I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.

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👤︎ u/-Marcellus-
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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Thanos

Dear Thanos,

Wipe out half the universe and make it snappy.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Dad joked the waitress

Waitress is taking our order.

Dad: I'd like a rubber band sandwich. And make it snappy.

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👤︎ u/greggersraymer
📅︎ Jan 30 2014
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I went into Subway and asked for a crocodile sandwich...

and make it snappy!

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👤︎ u/causticbreakfast
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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[REQUEST] Help me name my TV show.

I'm in the process of getting a show on the local public access channel started. It's going to be a weekly recording studio session that showcases local bands. Most of the paperwork is done, I just need a snappy title. The best I can come up with is "The Here Canal," but I think /r/puns can do better!

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👤︎ u/wkuechen
📅︎ Apr 25 2013
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r/puns can you help me out with one on height?

I'm texting a friend and made a joke about his height which he responded with "that's a low blow". I wanted to make a snappy comeback with something along the lines of "I guess you could say it was a _________" but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe you can help out? :)

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👤︎ u/iHateTexting
📅︎ Jan 15 2013
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Heard this groaner from a friend the other day

What type of band plays snappy music? A rubber band.

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👤︎ u/realsnokng
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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What do you call an Alligator in a bespoke suit?

A snappy dresser.

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👤︎ u/mynoduesp
📅︎ Jul 16 2013
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Go make me a rubber sandwich

And make it snappy

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👤︎ u/Stewinator
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Go get me a rubber band sandwich

And make it snappy.

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👤︎ u/jizzmae
📅︎ May 04 2018
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Turtle Soup.

Dad to waitress: "I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy."

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👤︎ u/dreadlocktopus
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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