Dapper Puns

A list of puns related to "Dapper"

I looked rather dapper in my pants, coat and tie, if I don't say so myself!

The clothes suited me.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call the dapper bouncer at the local laundromat?

The Deter Gent.

;D

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👤︎ u/Asterisk49
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.

He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I once walked in on my son masturbating in his suit.

I have to admit though, he was quite a dapper fapper

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👤︎ u/Lil_Natey
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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