Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commrademcmasters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called β€˜H-Bomb?’

It’s known for fusion cuisine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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[OC] Guess the visual pun: Fashionable confection?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?

A boo-tique.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dangerous_Calm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?

Because she's really Sheik.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIncorporeal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Polyester clothing was not and is not fashionable.

I guess it never cotton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryslowclapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I've heard that Chinese finger traps are very fashionable...

But they're hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alomba87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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My sister's pretty fashionable

She came downstairs this morning wearing some fancy pants.

Mom: You're so cool! Are people into your pants?

Sis: Yes!

Dad: Don't let them get into your pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthul_dude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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What do you call an adventurer with a fashionable hat?

http://imgur.com/Iix1wVH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaboose286
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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Ahh, some good old fashioned puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepedarealone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants β€œWhy do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good ol’ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!” He was surprisingly vocal...

For a closet racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What is a dog's favorite fashion brand

Deulce and Bananna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sidredis
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?

They're always arguing over who has the best jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vlind
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?

They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unluckycowboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What’s the cheapest fashion?

Freestyle.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Girls with a passion for eating fashion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/park-pas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?

From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.

They are called One Expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I always take my problems to Tommy

Hilfiger something out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flksm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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They seem high tech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGamer3921
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...

He dresses in Argh-mani suits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Neck pain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/breckendusk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...

...now it is covid masksksksks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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You could call me old fashioned...

But that’s a whisky proposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Optimus out of fashion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehlol_com
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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How do you browse the trump fashion line?

You read the MAGAzine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebee03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

More on this as it develops...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul

but i just released a new fragrance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueSupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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There was a flood at a fashion store

All the clothes are now Superwet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?

I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogmired
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?

Article of clothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Who always wins fashion competitions?

People who tie for first place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Guess the Visual Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?

Clothes-minded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoRUGurl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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A-dress by a formal man-or in a then present-dential fashion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldSchoolJedi80
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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