Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called βH-Bomb?β
Itβs known for fusion cuisine.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
[OC] Guess the visual pun: Fashionable confection?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?
Because she's really Sheik.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Polyester clothing was not and is not fashionable.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
I've heard that Chinese finger traps are very fashionable...
But they're hard to pull off.
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My sister's pretty fashionable
She came downstairs this morning wearing some fancy pants.
Mom: You're so cool! Are people into your pants?
Sis: Yes!
Dad: Don't let them get into your pants.
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︎ Mar 21 2016
What do you call an adventurer with a fashionable hat?
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︎ Jul 13 2015
Ahh, some good old fashioned puns
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︎ Mar 18 2020
As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants βWhy do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good olβ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!β He was surprisingly vocal...
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What is a dog's favorite fashion brand
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︎ May 02 2021
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Whatβs the cheapest fashion?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Girls with a passion for eating fashion
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard theyβre a bit tacky.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I always take my problems to Tommy
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︎ Mar 08 2021
They seem high tech
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A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Neck pain
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︎ Aug 28 2020
It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...
...now it is covid masksksksks.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
You could call me old fashioned...
But thatβs a whisky proposition.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Optimus out of fashion
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︎ Nov 26 2019
How do you browse the trump fashion line?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
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︎ Aug 31 2019
My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul
but i just released a new fragrance
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︎ Jan 28 2020
My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.
I thought we had good alchemy.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
There was a flood at a fashion store
All the clothes are now Superwet
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︎ Feb 15 2020
What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Who always wins fashion competitions?
People who tie for first place
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Guess the Visual Pun
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
A-dress by a formal man-or in a then present-dential fashion.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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