3 Hilarious Swanky Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Russian president visited New York and stayed at a pretty swanky hotel.

He was Putin on the Ritz.

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👤︎ u/emjay144

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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We were checking into a swanky hotel.

As my father and I stood at the counter giving our information the desk attendant asked.

“Do you have a floor preference?”

My Dad: “yes I would like a floor...?!”

Desk clerk: “No sir, what level?”

My Dad: “I’ve done this a few times... so how about intermediate”

I swear I could hear eyes rolling all over the lobby.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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It's a butterfly!

It's a butterfly! https://imgur.com/gallery/b8T6P

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👤︎ u/TheJesusSkull

📅︎ Jun 04 2017

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