Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........

ambience chaser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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At least it’ll look elegant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What do you call an Elephant that doesn’t matter?

An Irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxw_03
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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The king of a small African nation...

The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut.

When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then, the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king and killed him.

The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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"I'm just kidding!" hehehe

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliasad1122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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My wife suddenly looked at me and asked, β€œHow would you describe me, honey?” I said, β€œThat's easy, ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Frowning, she questioned, β€œWhat the heck does that even mean!?”

I continued, β€œAdorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot!”

Blushing, she chuckled, β€œAw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

I sang out, β€œI’m just kidding!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Dad Joke Daily - Cheeta, Cheetah

Michael explores the agony of the zoo and talks about the regal and elegant Cheetah...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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