Saw this fine pun at work the other day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidenj6
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
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Son: Daddy there’s a spider in my room. Dad: he’s fine, he’s just minding his own business. Son: what business does a spider have?

Dad: web design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.

I hope you scrolled past that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickcorrine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation

No hard feelings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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What do you call a dog that floats fine?

A good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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There's a Fine Line Between a Bad Joke and a Dad Joke

You can see it in the middle of the "B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwnciau
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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It’sa fine Mario
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueOps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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There is a fine line between saving and killing

Take 911 for example

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firestone9999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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There's a fine line between

public and pubic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forreslump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...

It was in tenths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Itsa not fine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,

But their sausage was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...

Just so I cover all the bassists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke

that line is the Y-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soildressing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My dad is having a colonoscopy today butt he should be fine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBgotMak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Make You Feel So Fine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix-Rysen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.

Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enis_with_a_p
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My friend got back from running and he looked fine, but when he took off his shoes, his feet were sweating profusely

What a pore sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chevrite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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He will be fine by next spring time

https://preview.redd.it/mmh6x5677qk31.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac14114f7ca2bd726c277aa97e2ef5fd666dd7bb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naumanafsar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download β€œCome Sail Away” or β€œSatisfaction” on ITunes. β€œTurn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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There is a fine line between stupid and funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicson
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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It’s a fine line…

… Between County and Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TandemRunBike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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How you doing Fine?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neigborsinhell
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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My daughter didn't want to eat her dinner so I said "Ok that's fine, technically you can go the rest of your life without eating."

"You'd starve to death but that technically was the rest of your life."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigaylowry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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there's a fine line between a numerator and a denomenator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMG_Rakeus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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The pun is in the fine print
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskjempe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I was in the hospital the other day and the nurse asked how I was doing; I told her I was fine until my bladder had to go and get infected...

I mean, the gall...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkillsd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Yesterday I broke my finger, on the other hand I'm fine!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exonated
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Feline fine [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_CDK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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There's a fine line between hyphenated words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Explaining his stance on eating fish, he says that he’s fine with eating fish just not bass,

Because you should never go bass to mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Today i drank food colouring and my docter said i would be fine

But I felt like I dyed a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Looks like we’re going out for some fine diming tonight!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehaxe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Everything was fine before the geese left...

Then things started to go south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nativewoodman43
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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A fine lookin' ass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommercialButton5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...

only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zethantheGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Was trying to impress a fine looking lady just the other evening, and I told her people call me "X".

She asked me why, and I had honestly not expected it-- so I panicked and went, "I dunno, "Z"?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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There's a fine line between Bad jokes and Dad jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeremygodman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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I have a fine collection of candy canes.

They're in mint condition.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Me: Do you want to hear a ghost joke? Wife: Ugh. Fine. Go ahead.

Me: That’s the spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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You dare pet me? Fine, owl allow it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deriv3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Roger Stine will be just fine. Nixon's got his back.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My dog jumped into some freezing water. A random German tourist jumped in to save him. He told me "Here is ze dog. keep him varm and he vill be just fine". I asked if he was a vet.

"Vet? I'm fucking soaked!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakedurlrobot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine

But personally I think shredded is grater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemigodRob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I'm fine with people walking into class with a gun

All they wanna do is start their day with a bang!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xorflame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I have been constipated for a week, but I feel fine.

But then again, I could be full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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The other day I had a patient who didn’t want to let me stitch up his laceration. Well fine...

Suture self

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πŸ‘€︎ u/essjayhawk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Rose was actually fine with Jack's death

There were other fish in the sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I thought of this joke in a dream last night, I think it will fit in just fine here.

A farmer decides to sell everything he owns and use the money to buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune.

Old MacDonald lost his farm.

E-I-E-I-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojipog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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How does an owl say, "Everything is fine."?

It's owl good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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There's a fine line between heroes and herpes. reddit.com/r/technicallyt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jademonas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My wife groaned, β€œSo you’re completely fine with how hot it is in here?”

I replied: I’m not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBooks72
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Into a fine restraunt...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, a

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogZel
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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There’s a fine line between a division sign and a addition sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnortingLed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...

AC/DC

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Cigarettes are like hamsters. Their perfectly fine untill you stick them in your mouth and lite them on fire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlswanson98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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There's a fine line between corduroy and velvet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/belsie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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There's a fine line between this joke and the next.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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There’s a fine line between fishing

and an idiot standing on the shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pegun
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Today I got a $10k fine in response to giving a new song I heard a 3.14 stars

It stated that I was accused of "pi-rating"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSKING444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What do you say when you get suprised by a fine bottle of wine?

That's a grape idea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4fuQQ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/modcat9lyfz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCorbacho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikatnite825050
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

But only a fraction of people will get the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will get this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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There's a fine line between a Dad joke and a Bad joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_wattycakes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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