The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
My mountain-climbing trips are very well planned
I’m always on top of things
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
We preserve objects very well these days.
Soon, artefacts may just become a thing of the past.
This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.
So young and already making great strides in life.
What elf do I know very well and can catch multiple mice?
Probably mice elf! My self would need several mouse traps, but I can catch many, if they're dumb enough!
I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
I have a very well groomed garden ornament that perpetually rocks back and forth in perfect rhythm
Plant-based meats are very popular now, but this didn't go well for vampires.
Thousands have died from a wooden steak.
My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy
If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery
I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.
They work around the clock.
Most of the things Jesus did are very well known, but I haven't seen people mentioning that he was also a pioneer in sports
I mean, he was doing CrossFit almost 2000 years before it became popular!
CJ's teacher wondered why he didn't perform very well in the PEs test.
After all, all he had to do was to follow the damn train!
What do you call someone who can hear very well?
You heard about the British pig that ties shoe laces very well?
They integrated that pun very well
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
Why can’t a tile walk very well?
A very elderly gentleman, mid ninety's, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge…
Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.
The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
I remember eating soup for the first time very well.
My vacuum cleaner wasn’t working very well, so I tried to fix it.
Not to brag, but I’m doing very well in my job at the bike making factory.
I just got promoted to spokesperson.
What do you call a stick that doesn’t return very well.
(X post) My sewage wasn't working very well.
Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
I know a cook who knows how to use spices very well.
Why can't black and white photos sing very well?
Because they only have 2 tones.
The Undertaker opened a pizza place, but it isn’t doing very well
Apparently he just serves Tombstones
I don't get along with my new dentist very well
We've had a few teething problems.
Family members you don’t know very well are relative strangers.
My body is very well-defined.
If you look under the word "chubby".
The other day, I was really worn out from work, but I have my family very well-trained in the ways of the Dad Joke
So, I was pretty worn out the other day and was not even close to my A game in terms of coherent conversation, let alone my sense of humor.
At dinner, the kids wanted some yogurt so my wife got up to get it and asked me, "Do you want some yogurt, Baby?"
I paused for a moment to actually decide whether I wanted some and must have made some weird look, because she immediately followed up with, "I know, I know, 'What's a yogurt baby?'"
The Dad Joke is strong in my home even when I'm not there to do the work. That is good news.
My girlfriend is handling the death of her fish very well.
She told me "I think he is ofishally dead."
I figured out why I can’t hit my new golf clubs very well.
They have a loose nut on the grip.
I wasn't very well and my friend asked me how i felt.
According to some very well known guys, we ALL live in this sub
http://m.imgur.com/4MSQl86.jpg
I was talking to a patient that didn't do very well with his rehab exercises (and didn't try very hard either).
I said, "you gave it the old community college try, eh?"
I didn't sleep very well last night. I kept having these weird dreams about mufflers...
... And I woke up exhausted.
I put together a cricket team, but they didn't do very well.
They kept getting squished by the ball.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
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