I certainly don’t have nerd immunity. 🤦🏼♂️
Last year it certainly wasn't much fun having a broken neck.
But now I can look back and laugh.
Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.
This book certainly helped through some hard times
A guy went to a pet shop. “I’d like to buy a goldfish please”. “Certainly sir. Would you like an aquarium?” ...
“I don’t care what star sign it is” The guy replies.
Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
I was looking at my ceiling last night. I certainly don't think it's the best.
But it's up there.
I broke my arm once. So I asked my doctor if I can still joke around. He said I certainly can.
He was glad that I still had a funny bone.
It certainly ruffled some feathers
I am a math teacher to high schoolers and we were going over 2d and 3d shapes. I started to draw random pictures of birds using the shapes and ended up with a toucan picture. So I made the bird say "if I can do it, Tu-can too!" which was a double joke because most of the kids speak Spanish and I spelled it as 'tu' which means 'you'. I got so many groans and "wow Mrs. Acinomismonica" so I could tell they thought it was an egg-cellent joke.
The statistician realized that he almost certainly has prostrate issues.
Because his pee value was really small.
This dad certainly knows what is best... imgur.com/9AH6PGf
