Sealed Puns

A list of puns related to "Sealed"

The deal has been sealed.
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👤︎ u/unrealhumour
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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His fate is sealed
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👤︎ u/KnightAngelic
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Oh no the door is sealed
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👤︎ u/wordssordw123
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Why are frozen veg always in sealed packs?

To prevent any escape peas.

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👤︎ u/byte_marx
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Do not worry, my lips are sealed
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👤︎ u/ComradeTruls
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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I hate it when the door is sealed.
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👤︎ u/Vanillin-Nebula
📅︎ May 13 2019
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... ‘sealed’ the deal ... gfycat.com/warmheartedsim…
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👤︎ u/Jay-Llo
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Oh no, the door is sealed!
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👤︎ u/xXDragoneelXx8
📅︎ May 13 2019
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Expanding gas in a sealed container is

Da bomb.

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👤︎ u/GeneralPurposeHuman
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Sealed indictment. imgur.com/IaKTyzQ
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👤︎ u/rpconnolly
📅︎ Sep 22 2014
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Been interested in a girl, I think this just sealed the deal.

http://imgur.com/XB3aWTv

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👤︎ u/FFJCinnabon
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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Once again Wal-Mart has sealed the deal. imgur.com/JWAYg6l
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👤︎ u/mikedudical
📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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I was the first one to drive down our freshly sealed driveway

On the way down, I passed my Dad, who was staring at the tires and frowning. I said "What's wrong?"

He replied, "Your tires are black."

"Shit, did I get sealant on them?"

"No," he replied, "They're just black."

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👤︎ u/ChocolateGnutella
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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You left your tent open. We sealed it for you. (Xpost from /r/funny)
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👤︎ u/draginator
📅︎ Nov 29 2013
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Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?

Poor thing turned into a sea lion.

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👤︎ u/ksdesh
📅︎ May 06 2021
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That seals it
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👤︎ u/ivan420
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Baby seal walks into a club

What a tragedy...

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👤︎ u/TheProffalken
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What's a seal's favorite subject?

Art Art Art!

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👤︎ u/oatli
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

ion

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👤︎ u/07mystican
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why do seals swim in salt water ?

Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?

bad ass

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👤︎ u/DannypWooley
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
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👤︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Seal of Disapproval
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👤︎ u/The_Planet_A
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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My wife called me at work and told me one of our envelopes is giving her an attitude

I told her I will address it when I get home

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ May 04 2021
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The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.

He wasn’t really inuit

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👤︎ u/blopso
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call an electrically charged seal?

A seal ion.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"

The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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What keeps the ocean from leaking out?

All the seals!

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👤︎ u/sticktime
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

"Do not consume if seal is broken."

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👤︎ u/djkress
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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"Navy Seal." reddit.com/gallery/jhn7l8
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👤︎ u/whyyoutookmyname
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly

... so I bought a seal iron

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👤︎ u/jnolife
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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👤︎ u/TheNeutralParty
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?

Because they don't have pockets.

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👤︎ u/D3V1L420
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Seal of approval
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👤︎ u/prlmn
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?

They're both koala-tea-seals!

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👤︎ u/Sarcastic_Salamander
📅︎ May 04 2021
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Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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👤︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"

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👤︎ u/benhick92
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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Seal of disapproval
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👤︎ u/heputmystuffinjello
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Seal the deal.
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👤︎ u/TheFriman
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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A magician was walking down the street

Then he turned into a shop.

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👤︎ u/db720
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?

Because he has a seal on his chest.

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👤︎ u/Old-Entertainment-41
📅︎ May 15 2021
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He's lion
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👤︎ u/KikingNamesTakingAss
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Navy seals.
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👤︎ u/learjet2014
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why was the Navy Seal sad?

He doesn't like the color blue.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.

I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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Accidentally ran over a French seal today .

Phoque .

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👤︎ u/liddles06
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Flex Seal
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👤︎ u/Yachtman24
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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I once wanted to read a publication about aquatic mammals...

but it remained a book with seven seals to me.

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👤︎ u/Yeastronaut
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?

Because he couldn’t see that whale

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👤︎ u/mszeedoubleu
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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What is a seals favorite subject?

Art Art Art Art!!!

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👤︎ u/cosmicnate
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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What does a seal study in school?

Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....

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👤︎ u/MALESTROMME
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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A seal waddles into a bar...

The bartender asks,"What will it be mr. Seal?"

He replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club!"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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