Seals Puns

A list of puns related to "Seals"

Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
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👤︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?

bad ass

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👤︎ u/DannypWooley
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why do seals swim in salt water ?

Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Seal of Disapproval
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👤︎ u/The_Planet_A
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call an electrically charged seal?

A seal ion.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"

The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

"Do not consume if seal is broken."

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👤︎ u/djkress
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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"Navy Seal." reddit.com/gallery/jhn7l8
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👤︎ u/whyyoutookmyname
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is a seals favorite subject?

Art Art Art Art!!!

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👤︎ u/cosmicnate
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly

... so I bought a seal iron

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👤︎ u/jnolife
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?

Because they don't have pockets.

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👤︎ u/D3V1L420
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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👤︎ u/TheNeutralParty
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"

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👤︎ u/benhick92
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Seal of approval
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👤︎ u/prlmn
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Seal the deal.
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👤︎ u/TheFriman
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.

I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why was the Navy Seal sad?

He doesn't like the color blue.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Navy seals.
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👤︎ u/learjet2014
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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Accidentally ran over a French seal today .

Phoque .

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👤︎ u/liddles06
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Seal of disapproval
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👤︎ u/heputmystuffinjello
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?

Because he couldn’t see that whale

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👤︎ u/mszeedoubleu
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Flex Seal
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👤︎ u/Yachtman24
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?

A stamped bull

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Well, that seals the deal
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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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Flex Seal
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👤︎ u/time4nap
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Seal of approval
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👤︎ u/mliepins11
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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[Seal away]
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👤︎ u/GreenGamer7
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Navy seal

Dammit, why can't I be grey or brown like all the other seals?

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👤︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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What is a seal's favorite subject in school?

Art

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👤︎ u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts
📅︎ May 28 2019
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Do not consume if seal is broken
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👤︎ u/CREEPONATER
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Where did the seal work at?

The ART store

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👤︎ u/ThyTiredOne
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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I got his seal of approval. v.redd.it/ps7izkqtaq931
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👤︎ u/Invalleria
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do you call a handsome seal?

Mr. Seal Yo Girl

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👤︎ u/CanadaEh1992
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?

He was dissed by the prose at a rave.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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Seal of approval
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👤︎ u/spikspark86
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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A seal is just a neutral sea lion. Neutral, as in without the ion.

Thanks in advance to u/entrinao for suggesting this subreddit to me :)

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👤︎ u/slaptastical-my-dude
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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If only it were that easy for the seal
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👤︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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A baby seal walks into a club
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👤︎ u/BuyHighSellLow101
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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This gets the Seal of Approval.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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What planet does a seal live on?

EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF

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👤︎ u/HvlfWxy
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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What does a seal study in school?

Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....

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👤︎ u/MALESTROMME
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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A seal waddles into a bar...

The bartender asks,"What will it be mr. Seal?"

He replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club!"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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A seal goes into a bar

The bartender asks,"What'll be Mr.Seal"

The seal replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club.'

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asks"hey Mr. Seal, what would it be?"

The seal says,"anything but a Canadian club"

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👤︎ u/RaptorDesign
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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