What kind of coat does a house wear?

A coat of paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle_mateo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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How do you steal a coat?

You jack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-random-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.

You never know when someone might jack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I saw a woman wearing a coat made out of animal pelts.

I was like, "Fur real?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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I looked rather dapper in my pants, coat and tie, if I don't say so myself!

The clothes suited me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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My kid just got fired from his coat check job.

He couldn’t get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Buttoning up my little daughter's coat one day, it hit me ....

Being a parent really is fastenating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Coat of Arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwordOfCheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human?

A purrson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?

She wanted to be the miss in lynx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkJizo-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Coat of arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dee_Lansky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Two elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. One woman has a stroke.

The other couldn’t reach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...

β€˜Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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A saw a man with the hood on his coat jumping up and down reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devanks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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When I go golfing,I like to bring two coats with me ...

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Two coats hung next to eachother at a Burlington coat factory. One said to the other, "Can you beleive I'm 100% polyester?"

The other said, "I could be suede."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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β€œThe Queen is coming. Please wear your family coat of arms.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Canadian guy says to his wife get your coat on I’m going to the pub.

Wife says ooh am I coming too?

No I’m turning the heating off !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaboost1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why do bears have a heavy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did the jalapeΓ±o buy a coat?

Because he was a little "chili".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PokingMidas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What’s does a coat do when it’s horny?

Jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiggleyWafflez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Do you know if Ed Gein ever designed a coat of arms?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What did the hat say to the coat rack?

You stay here, I’m going on ahead.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What did the coat say to the coat hanger

We should hang out sometime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What do you call a woolen coat that you get as a Christmas gift?

Fleece Navidad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Not wearing a coat is really the cool thing to do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLawless-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I was hesitant to take my coat back from my girlfriend.

She was cool without it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayDeeVeeYes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur.

Apartheid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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A coat made of hemp...

A coat made of hemp could be a smoking jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inucune
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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I like your pea coat

It matches your pee pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fendaar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Dad puts on his coat...

Dad puts on his coat. Mom: Where are you going? Dad: The only place I was going was GOING "to-freeze-if-I-didn't-put-on-my-jacket"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newkyd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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if you steal somebody's coat...

did you jacket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mik0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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Why should I put my coat and shoes away?!

When my kids say "why should I hang up my coat, I'm just going to wear it again tomorrow" I tell them "why should I wipe my ass, I'm just going to shit again" Works every time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/figman818
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2014
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Trying to get a coat fixed.

Texting a friend while I wait

Me: "I'm glad I didn't just stick with the first tailor I found."

Friend: "Why? Didn't he suit you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nupanick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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How do you steal a coat?

You JACKET!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What kind of coat does a house wear?

A coat of paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrygodjd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why did bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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How do you steal a coat?

Jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuryUprising
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats

fur protection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriscamano09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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