Where does Santa keep his coat?

In the Clause-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skrugzalicious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I'm applying coats of varnish to the table I'm making

My brother: Jeez, How many coats do you need? I'm sure the table is warm enough already!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyBaanks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.

She looks totally wicket in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a swat officers coat?

A brooch and clear

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSujith_16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.

So I had to jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLL_Motives
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What kind of coat does a house wear?

A coat of paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle_mateo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-random-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.

You never know when someone might jack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I saw a woman wearing a coat made out of animal pelts.

I was like, "Fur real?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I looked rather dapper in my pants, coat and tie, if I don't say so myself!

The clothes suited me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My kid just got fired from his coat check job.

He couldn’t get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Coat of arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dee_Lansky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Coat of Arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwordOfCheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human?

A purrson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Buttoning up my little daughter's coat one day, it hit me ....

Being a parent really is fastenating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Two elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. One woman has a stroke.

The other couldn’t reach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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β€œThe Queen is coming. Please wear your family coat of arms.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?

She wanted to be the miss in lynx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkJizo-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...

β€˜Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why do bears have a heavy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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A saw a man with the hood on his coat jumping up and down reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devanks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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When I go golfing,I like to bring two coats with me ...

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Two coats hung next to eachother at a Burlington coat factory. One said to the other, "Can you beleive I'm 100% polyester?"

The other said, "I could be suede."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeepon728
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck_elliottJr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You Jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How do you steal a coat

You jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otterz4Life
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You JACKET!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What kind of coat does a house wear?

A coat of paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrygodjd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why did bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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How do you steal a coat?

Jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuryUprising
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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