What if nuns robes were made of adamantium?

It'd be a hard habit to break

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefugginhanz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I’ve just been helping a man wearing a black robe holding a scythe get the frost off of his car

I was de-icing with death

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Who looks after a Jedi's robes?

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spokenfungus2
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2015
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Where do wizards put their robes after washing them?

In the Dumble Dryer.

(Thought of only days after becoming a dad, finally found a place to share it where it'll be appreciated)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haroldthebear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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My fiancΓ© thinks I have an unhealthy obsession with assassins creed

and if I wear my robes to the wedding she’ll leave me at the AltaΓ―r

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowcoma
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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So I know of this mall that uses animal employees...

I was walking along the food court when I saw this one animal that was incredibly overdressed compared to the others. While most where in their uniform, this one was in a red and gold robe, and was strangely being followed by a bunch of Buddhist monks.

I asked one of the customers if it was an Alpaca Packer.

They said no.

It's the Deli Llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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The Monk

There was this monk who constantly picked at his robes. The robes were covered with holes. You could say he had a bad habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bfred55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Two cannibals are chatting

and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a missionary yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A man wakes up in the morning and notices that a his housecoats have been stolen.

He yells out "My God, I've been robed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tardis0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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How did the mage learn French?

With his Robes of Conjugation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modernised
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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At a restaurant, my dad asked out server's name.

"It's Robert." He said

My dad responds "Is that with two R's?"

RobeRt responds "No... Yesss..."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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